Fuck My Ass

uuuuugh i need a haircut so badddddd

Why have I not seen this man before??

This is important

I love this guy

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

pansexuals must submit proof that they’ve dated literally everyone in the world

I wish I could trust people the way he trusts science.

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

I wasn’t going to reblog this and then I saw the caption.

how he do that

fucking artists man

okay I actually laughed really hard out loud.

The cat looks so proud.

Cats wear ‘asshole’ like a badge of honor.  This isn’t new.