Invisible Chameleon

I swear the next person who accidentally steps on me is in for an ass kicking... inside my head "PLEASE DON'T NOTICE ME!" I am 23 but my age ranges from 4 to 904. I am both kind and vicious, happy and sad, and everywhere in between. When I try to blend in I stand out. When I want to be seen I'm invisible. I don't believe in luck, fate and soulmates. I believe in chance, just because something is unlikely doesn't mean it's impossible. I change who I am as often as I change the clothes I wear. Don't be surprised when I'm no longer Misha, wanting to open a coffee shop and hopes to have seven kids. Just a couple months ago my name was Jake, I wanted to be a farmer and wanted 3 kids. I've gone through more names than shoe sizes throughout my entire life.