Unbetitelt

Dad said anal isn't incest, mom says oral doesn't count as incest. They've driven into town, and won't be back for hours, what do you say? Want to go swimming in the creek?

Should I feel shame for physically craving your lust for me, or for compromising your moral tropes when I see your shame for feeling beguiled by forbidden intimacy? Everyone wants to get their first lover back. Dad will always pale in Mom's eyes compared to her lost love, whoever he was. At least we can always keep each other close. Your erections speak volumes.

We've both wanted to do this since puberty, and no one knows, but we probably shouldn't drink red wine together around family. We are each other's alibi for our respective partners, so we are cool, right? It was just one-off sex, and your girlfriend has used her kitchen pass anyway, right?

That flop tho 🙌🏼

You paid for my braces, cuz. Did you think I would reneg before I even get them out? It's our deal, we agreed on. Hopefully, I've established my discretion enough with you for you to know you can trust me. My Mom and Sisters will keep mum, they know orthodontist money don't grow on trees. Can I still depend on you for this after you've married Lupe? I can find a partner who'll overlook our arrangement? Even my baby Sister is commenting about how pretty I've become. Marrying one's cousin isn't even illegal in this state, though a commune or house sharing would be more accepted.

You paid for my braces, cuz. Did you think I would reneg before I even get them out? It's our deal, we agreed on. Hopefully, I've established my discretion with you well enough for you to know you can trust me. My Mom and Sisters will keep mum, they know orthodontist money don't grow on trees. Can I still depend on you for this after you've married Lupe? A woman can always find a partner who'll overlook her indiscretions. Even my baby Sister is commenting about how pretty I've become. Marrying one's cousin isn't even illegal in this state, though a commune or house sharing would be more accepted.

My mom said she would have gladly done you herself if she'd thought she could've gotten you to pay for my orthodontics cuz.

It is a gift from my younger half-brother to commemorate a shared experience in our youth. My husband has agreed to my kitchen pass; he has one for his exes and his sister, not that he has ever admitted to any use of it. I'd be the last one to ever ask a man not to keep his vow to his ex. Have I shocked my nephew?

My sister has told me about what you've obviously desired since you were ten; it's deliciously inappropriate, but we share that you and I. I want to relive things I did when I was your age in a parentally dissuaded liaison. Ask your mom if she'd let you take up piano lessons again from me; you have such beautifully small hands. Your teen memories will be your best remembered ones.

Anal and oral aren't really incest, and since I'm already pregnant, nothing can happen anyway.

We no longer have an official school therapist-patient relationship, so these visits never happen, in exchange I'm sure you won't mind helping me relive my puberty trauma therapeutically. I just need you to pretend I'm a thirteen-year-old little sister. You can be a good actor, can't you? Where else can we both get free therapy? I'll gladly play your Mama Jocasta to your Oedipus, if you'll play Zeus to my Demeter. You just need to read your mythology homework.

Ethically, this should be less troubling for you, given that your aunty looks so much like your mom. Your stepdad would be jealous, as he habitually pesters us for three-ways. Psychologically, this indulges your little Oedipal kink, getting it off your bucket list without any boundary violation. It certainly fulfils my primary godmotherly duty to your education and to your mom, who will begrudge me my having feted your peccadillo, while not even robbing her of her chance to wallow in self-indulgent guilt and shame of having done this herself first, had she not procrastinated. You just get to have your cake while eating it, again and again, if you can keep this to yourself.

Yikes!

My dates never seem to have any trouble or confusion about how to go about getting me off.

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When I asked my wife who she wanted her kitchen pass for, she said she couldn't say. When I asked her to make a list of all the guys she'd popped with, she withheld her first, that she'd tell me some day. Well, now I know who it is, and he pays the price each time gladly in advance while she watches. Then I get to watch them, discretion is certain.

Even in three years, when you turn eighteen, it will still be illegal, even as consenting adults in this state. So we need to keep this exclusively between ourselves.

Mom says you are going to have difficulty finding a wife because your tool is such a problem for long-term daily use.

I won't tell anyone, but no one is going to believe me if I tell them the tallest girl in her class never shagged her little stepbrother with the thickest tool in the school anyway. It's just sex, bro. No one needs to ever know we do it, and I'll even keep mum about you doing my Mom. You know those two were at it long before your mom filed for divorce? Your Dad isn't naive, and you did know, I knew about you and my Mom, right? We all get what we want and keep the peace. A Pax Domestica!

My man will be at sea for another six weeks, at least, and little brothers won't raise my body count. Helping me get my lactation going full tilt is going to help a lot when my baby comes.