except not really

FUCKIN SALE

FLO IS PRECIOUS AND CUTE AND KIND

see roxy thinks im precious and cute and kind and totally not a bully unicorn youre overreacting 

nah i know things.

hi my name is dave and please be my friend

dont do it hes a bully

jokes on you two people liked that post im famous

they dont know what a bully you are yet

your neopets are eternally starving you asshole.

fuck off unicorn dont me me feel worse than i already feel about my virtual pets  just let them rest in peace

they don’t rest in piece they just eternally starve.

hi my name is dave and please be my friend

dont do it hes a bully

you know  you love me. now lets play neopets.

no i dont wtf  and  i havent logged onto my neopets since last year  i think theyre dead dont let me live through the guilt

your neopets are eternally starving you asshole.

i come online for the first time in a month why don’t you love me.

maybe its because youre old and sweaty and gross did you ever consider that 

you know  you love me. now lets play neopets.

i thought i was alive but nah i’m still dead.

stay that way

i come online for the first time in a month why don't you love me.

i logged on the wrong one by accident and there are still people following this blog wtf

hands u crown. u got me by 25 days.

MAKE CHOKATO DAVESPRITE HE NEW MEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok I’m gonna tell you guys something pretty embarrassing. I first started playing neopets when I was 8 and I wanted a pretty userlookup so I asked my friend how to get one. She wrote down a couple of links and said, “Find one you like, then copy and paste the code into your user preferences” and showed me where the code goes, etc. After she left I found one I loved so I did what any kid would do..got some blank sheets of paper, copied the ENTIRE CODE BY HAND AND THEN TYPED THE WHOLE THING IN. GUYS I SERIOUSLY DID THIS FOR MONTHS EVERY TIME I WANTED A NEW USERLOOKUP UNTIL I REALIZED I COULD COPY AND PASTE WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON IM SO ASHAMED