showbiz is a fickle bitch

- Will Connolly as ‘The Artist’ in This Ain’t No Disco

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I really hope this could help even a little bit!!! Have fun!!(I never done tutorials before, or tried to explain this kinda stuff to anyone so sorry if it’s kinda shitty,,,,, also sry for my janky handwriting)

original gif credit to @connormurphweed !!!

-he’s bad at video games -he always tries to play with Jeremy and Michael and Rich, but just runs off edges or forgets what buttons do what -sometimes Rich suggests they play on teams just so he can help Jake out and he’ll do bad at something just so Jake can “help” him -Jake does huge promposals for Rich, huge birthday parties for everyone, always remembers everyone’s anniversary and is the king of giving gifts -him and Michael have competitions to see who can give better gifts on birthdays -Michael got him a pin maker once and Jake almost cried -he makes everyone their own personalized pins including a pin for Rich that just says “taken” in the bi pride colors -Jake fidgets with everything -pencils, zippers, hoodie strings, the inside of his pockets -he plays with Rich’s hands when they hold hands just to keep his fingers busy -English ? You best believe that’s the subject Jake likes the most. Socratic seminars are his favorite thing because he loves debating things and hearing opinions and wow -Jake listens to music really, REALLY loud when nobody is home (which is often) and jumps off couches and onto tables and plays the air guitar -he has this young, loud laugh around his friends and at parties and stuff -but around his close friends, he has this breathy, short laugh -he likes dumb pop songs and jams to basically EVERYTHING -a good 48% of his selfies are furrowed brows with his tongue out and a rock and roll sign -perfect teeth and health despite primarily eating pizza, chips, little cakes, and Cheetos -him and Michael get along surprisingly well -him, Brooke, and Rich have dance parties and Jake laughs at them when they headbang (which is often) -“I love you guys!!!”, “I love my boyfriend!!!”, “Aren’t my friends the best???”, “Man, you guys are awesome!” -Jake has so much love for everyone -Bro! Dude! Man! Sick! Wicked! Sweet! Dang! -he’s president of like 80 clubs and constantly misses meetings to be at other clubs, but still manages to get everything done -GSA is the only club he NEVER misses -he’s always so stressed that he doesn’t even know when he’s stressed because it’s his constant emotion -validates everyone always -he loves summer and swimming and going on boats and getting icecream and warm weather -he calls the squip a squid because he genuinely blocked it all out of his memory and he thinks referring to it like that makes everyone feel a little better (it does)

Michael being self conscious about his weight so he doesn’t want to join in on the fun. HC he also doesnt know how to swim very well and Jeremy doesn’t notice it till now lmao rip

Jeremy tries to teach Michael how to float.

“This is gonna be tougher than I thought 😒”

level 31 and it just knows dig

what am i supposed to do with this

“homo festival”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

now THIS is a 2 am mood

LIE

what the FUCK is UP my hand is cramping