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@neonpajamas
UNCLE TIME is coming soon! I’m really proud of this collection of surreal prose poems & I hope you’re able to grab a copy. Some of my favorite authors were generous enough to blurb this weird little book & I can’t thank Gasher Press enough for selecting this as the 2025 chapbook prize winner. They’ve been a joy to work with. I still can’t wrap my head around it.
Click here to learn about the book, pre-order a copy, and read the blurbs.
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back on my bullshit (writing poems using LinkedIn language)
Breaking News
Comcast challenges Verizon inside MMA ring. NBC to begin promoting organic apples. The next World Cup scheduled to take place in SpaceX space station. POTUS found bleeding liquid iridium from his ears. Tobacco pivots to pickleball. AI cornered by 600-year-old trees. More at four.
LinkedIn Breaking News Headlines
Amazon embraces AI blood bank. Knicks kiss Pepsi's lips. This Eli Lilly Spotify concert will leave you in tears. Apple attacks intel collapse. Top economist found living in $2.3b bunker. Mother of nine awarded best data miner. A driverless future: Wired predicts no one in control.
NEON NIGHT MIC STRIKES AGAIN! I’m so thrilled for our FIFTEENTH reading, something that started as an uncertain idea back in 2024. We have six amazing writers, four of whom are coming from out of state to be with us. See you on July 1!
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I’M ONE YEAR OLDER & MY INDIE PRESS HAS TWO MORE BOOKS OUT TODAY!
A one-person operation I launched on my birthday last year, Piżama Press has been both a passion project & a learning experience. Rewarding, daunting, joyous, stressful, all of the above. Thanks so much if you’ve been following along, paying attention, or supporting in any capacity along the way.
It’d be *greatly* appreciated if you ordered a copy of one (or both) of these new books (link right here), helped spread the word (via Tumblr, Substack, Instagram, carrier pigeon), requested it at your local bookstore/library, and/or saved it over on Goodreads. This indie press is only twelve months old, so every little action helps keep us afloat! Much more to come. 📚❤️
The Final
The final
oil spill, final
surge. Final
cloud harvest,
final bomb.
Final AI summary,
final strike. Final
merger, final
slop. God.
We can
only hope.
Important News
America's top broadcast is a Taco Bell livestream. It's our Olympics, says fed in Disney+ tuxedo.
Taco Tuesday
Elon Altman
merge as one
monster.
Spotify hides
streaming oil.
Tech giants
visit botanic
garden, startled
by its lack
of wires.
Monday Morning News
Meta bets against a second pandemic. Adidas CEO says GLP-1 is best for new glue running shoes. Humans fall behind in presidential election. Heaven is found to be hidden right over there.
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Another Day in America:
Bezos waits to be dipped in liquid metal.
Ikea's new 3D printer will deliver
your next couch, next coffin.
Billionaires hide under the tables.
The canapés will be here soon.
April 25 News
Two tech kingpins
agree to wrist chips.
Google continues
probing Ro. Intel
is swelling. Soon
it all shall burst.
News Continues to Break
Meta lays off eight late cybertaxis. Spirit Airlines designs new AI pilot. Nothing will ever go wrong.
Latest News:
Brain chip found
on side of road
with Nike swoosh.
Meta's supply
chain stained
with AI backlash.
Tesla's merger
with Lululemon
wows both yoga
and tech investors.
Firefox walks
into oncoming
traffic. Pickleball
calls the shots.
April 22
[confused old man thinking LinkedIn is like Facebook Marketplace]
I'm seeking a used limousine. Please. Show me where to go.
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LinkedIn News: Top Stories 💡
Entry-level health care worker challenges fed chair to staring contest.
Zoom to start showing ads mid-meetings for all free users.
Apple appoints Amazon as the next tech pet, invests $89B in foam boats.
Labor secretary hikes in peace.
Red Lobster partners with Nike: endless Shrimp with every track jacket.
Hiring freeze leads to sleep paralysis.
Peloton writes new robot song.
Billabong rebrands.
Day 20 of Posting Poems to LinkedIn
The surveillance
state waits tables.
Feds beg for war.