imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

This is a baby asking this to other babies

What is her ponytail holding on to???!!!!??

Faith.

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

“Alright, now I just went into 7-11. That’s pretty convenient. I guess. I dunno if it’s ok to label your entire fucking store a convenience store. Ok, for example, it’s kinda busy out. What if I were across the st-? [pause while video zooms in on 7-11 across the street] There’s another one. There’s another one right the fuck there. There’s a 7-11 [video swings back to original 7-11]  there’s a 7-11. Alright. That’s fine. That’s pretty con-fucking-venient. I’m sorry for doubting you, 7-11, have a good night.”

christ marsha was such a raging bitch

how was this show successful 

this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995

I’m Carol Brady pouring the entire sugar container into her coffee

I’ve never heard of a George Glass at our sküle