My Boredom Causes This

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER

[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]

CARRY ON YM WAYWARD SOOOOONNNN *ACCIDENTALLY SINGS THE WHOLE THING*

[SOMEHOW BECOMES 13 DWARVES WITH PLATES AND GLASSES]

*SINGS GREEN DAY’S EYE OF THE TIGER*

*the internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, whyd you think the net was born? Porn, porn, PORN*

Science fails to recognize the single most potent element of human existence 

There is no spoon

there is no scientist

#can we please discuss the fact that this movie was made by Americans

#some of us might actually be self-aware

Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.

I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.

#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close

Even Americans don’t like Americans.

Holy shit, how many dogs do you have?

swEETHEART NO

I have been recently informed that these harness thingies are not, in fact, for dogs.

“u kno what, bro?” “what?” “if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u” *clutches heart* “… bro”

today in choir the starting note for sopranos at was the first note of black parade and every single time the pianist pressed it my head along with like three other people shot up it’s like this is some weirdass emo programming and we’re doomed to black eyeliner hell

This week on: How To Catch An Emo

I just spit out my tea

Whyyy :c

omg mitch was at trader joes. :c i miss him.

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

The little meow in the fourth one.

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all how dare you? 

"i expected better from you" well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that