MY FAVORITE VINES
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❝ What the FUCK is up ___? No– what did you SAY, what the FUCK dude? Step the FUCK up ____. ❞
❝ You have been stopped! ❞
❝ You better watch out, you better watch oUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH–. ❞
❝ Today my brother pushed me so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. Benefits of killing him would be I’d get pushed way less. ❞
❝ Well now, calm down, we don’t wanna panic at the disco. ❞
❝ Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle? ❞
❝ Oh my god, why can’t you just take the freakin’ complimEEEENT? ❞
❝ That’s is NOT correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of _____. ❞
❝ STOOOOP. I could have dropped my croissant! ❞
❝ Okay you know what, you’re on time out! Get on top of the fridge! Get up there! ❞
❝ This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE” ❞
❝ Honey that’s a flyer for a lawn service . ❞
❝ Hey hey hey, kids, kids! … [MUSE’S NAME IN ALL CAPS]!!! … Honey can you be quiet, I’m just trying to do something. ❞
❝ On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. ❞
❝ I won’t hesitate, bitch. ❞
❝ Road work ahead? Uh, YEAH, I sure hope it does! ❞
❝ I love you, bitch! I ain’t gonna ever stop loving you– BITCH! ❞
❝ Waddup, I’m ____ I’m [age] and I never fucking learned how to read. ❞
❝ Miss me with that gay shit. ❞
❝ Go back to sleep, and STARVE. ❞
❝ This is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you! ❞
❝ ___ stop. Stop. ___ stop, you’re going to get in trouble. ❞
❝ I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me! ❞
❝ Waaait a minute. Who are you? ❞
❝ I’ve never been to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ How do you know what’s good for me? ❞
❝ That’s my opINIOOOOOOON! ❞
❝ Ah, fuck– I can’t believe you’ve done this. ❞
[sobbing] ❝ I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets. ❞
❝ Uuh, I’m not finished. ❞
❝ First off, let’s— oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do? ❞
❝ Hey, turn off the flash you fucking moron! ❞
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