Goose’s Rambles

let me get what I want please please please

wait. turns out that sometimes even when I get what I want it’s not enough

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

It's not too late to suppress all of your wants and desires and to die unfulfilled and afraid without anyone ever having really known you.

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

Woman who hasn't been held in a decade: oh I'm pretty low maintenance, yeah honestly I think I'd find that overwhelming or something, can I just hold your hand instead? If that's okay of course?