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gods damn it, why can‘t i just sleep they cried, while also thinking up elaborate worldbuilding that has very little to do with canon

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i know people have been pointing it out for years but like. lest we forget that the US is checking 14/14 boxes.
Busted! Trump’s Greenland Supporters Were Homeless and Socially Disadvantaged People Bribed With Hotel Dinners
Danish news reports on Trump’s scheme
https://meidasnews.com/news/busted-trumps-greenland-supporters-were-homeless-and-socially-disadvantaged-people-bribed-with-hotel-dinners
who would have thought.
No words needed. We are all thinking the same thing.

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To all adults who have been told "You're too old for an advent calendar" - No you're not.
also, if you dislike the childish pictures on them, you can just paint over them. lifechanging, I know.
Cow snouts - now hear me out: scary as fuck, bc cow bites huuuurt, but also: so fucking gentle if they want to. Really not that different from horse snouts, except ones more likely to bite.
Feeling mountain-sick, so you‘ll have to suffer through me posting stuff again.
it‘s mushroom appreciation month, people of all seasons. Enjoy the feast.
So turns out I return to The Flatlands and run right into a fucking flood. Way to ruin all my plans for the next few years - fuck you climate change, and fuck you people who still are willfully blind and in denial about it. We don't usually have floods, and by far not so severe. This is man-made, and not by "injecting the clouds with some chemical to make it rain and storm non-stop for fucking days", bitches.

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take some funny cow textures, would ya?
eventful last days…
So, it has been some time since my last entry in this blog, so let me bring you up to date.
Last monday we got the suprising message that on thursday there will be snow. Cue: lots of stress and work, ensuring our cows are all in the lower planes of our mountains, herding the last few down from the mountain tops and taking down the electrical fences, because once theres snow up there its very nearly suicidal to climb around and try to take down those - provided they‘re not ruined by the snow. Some might point out that its September, and yes, it is unusual in my small country to have snow in September, but up in the mountains there can be snow nearly all year round. We had -in the past- snow in August, in June and about every other month besides Juli. But having snow in the end of season, especially so close to the date of herding everything down to the valley is considered a bad omen for good reasons - cows easily break legs or necks in the snow and ice and they have trouble finding food and water. Since we also have a lot of pregnant ladies with their due date quite near, there is also the danger of them going into labour early, and a cow foal is almost always dedicated to death if birthed in these conditions. In fact, aside from a few lucky ones which were found in time, nearly all early births die within a few hours- either being abandoned by their mother, too underdeveloped or to weak to stand and drink. Fortunately, such early births are quite unusual, but we still make it a point to look after every becoming mother at least every day, so we can spot signs of labour early on and inform their owner, so that they can arrange for transport and a vet. However, there are still occasions where one slips through the cracks.
Due to the weather changing we also had to search for and herd a group of cows in quite heavy fog while everything was wet - which isn't fun at all if you are constantly trying to listen for cow bells and minding your own steps at the same time, so that you don't find yourself in an early grave. It is however exhilarating - nothing teaches the value of life so well as a situation where you can't be sure of your continued survival if you ever misstep.
We eventually got them down, but I also wish to explain one universal truth of herding cows: You go with them. Cows are stronger than humans, and also far better off in the rocky terrain. And you can do as you wish, if a cow doesn't want to go where you want to go, it won't. So instead of going down the mountain on a cow trail, we slided down nearly sheer meadows with thorns, knee-high wet grass, cow shit, mud and trees, right after the cows through occasionally nearly quagmire conditions. Fortunately, they are old, so they already know where to go when we are herding them, and simply choose to take another route, but didn't end up somewhere completely different from our destination. Nonetheless - I had wet and dirty trousers up to my ass and just as wet shoes.
After that it was only a matter of herding all 120 cows down to our lower hut, although only is a little bit of an understatement - it took five additional persons and three hours. But as far as herding cows goes, that's as good as it can get.
On Thursday morning I made my way down to what I've dubbed "The Flatlands". Since our little mountain hut was taken over by my partner in crime for the summer, I was free to go. The Flatlands are where I usually live, learn and work, and while they have their beauty, I already miss the mountains and the peace they bring. The Flatlands are boring, predictable to an extend. And the way there takes about 7-8 hours per train, so sitting with an class full of overexcited 12-year-olds for that long did not spark joy.
Soo…. Remember when I told you about Tina, our tax-collecting horse? Well, we had some hunters here the last few days, they stopped by for some liqueur and food. And no, we aren‘t a restaurant or something. They just do, fucking hunter-folk that they are. As you‘ve probably already realised, I am not quite the fan of the hunters I had to meet so far- I just can‘t with their constant posturing and constant need to flirt crudely with anything that even remotely looks single and /or like a woman. Well, imagine my joy when one of them stumbles in our hut (my partner in crime happily giving one of the hunters a good smack-down at cards) and proclaims: „Your damn horse has bitten me! Not so much of a sweetheart as you said!“ (there were also some threats about shooting „the damn beast if I‘d still have a bullet left“ and „ I like horses better when eating them“)
(If you have never been bitten by a horse, oh box, let me explain: those cute motherfuckers dont just bite and release, they bite, hold the skin and whatever they have gotten between their teeth and then pull away before releasing. It hurts like hell, no matter how small the bite, but isn‘t normally lethal)
I don‘t think I have to explain why we both fell over because of laughter. (Also, Tina is well and happily munching on grass and the occasional hunter. If anyone ever tried to harm that queen, they‘d be my first and fastest hunting trophy on the wall)
So I had my birthday a few days ago…
… and as want is in a shepherds life, I got my birthday present in form of a dead cow and a storm -.- Next year, I‘d rather have my yearly dead cow in form of homemade bacon or something.
However, things weren‘t all bad- the view from the mountain top was gorgeous and the butterfly on our toilet hatched.
Also, our resident horse had a small injury, which is healing quite well. Her mighty majesty gladly accepts apples, carrots and the occasional sugar cube as tax payment if you cross her path. (She‘s an absolute Darling and I‘ll gladly take any cow-corpse as long as she‘s alright)
Found some beautiful ground today

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finally back…
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Yeah, so.... that happened.
If you can't read the whole text on the T-Shirts and books, here's what it's saying: Virulens T-Shirt: "DANGER" "CHOKING HAZARD"
Shalos T-Shirt: " excuse me, I have Standards ....and a fainting condition"
If you have read the whole fan fiction, you will understand. (At least I hope you do, and it's not only my brain which finds that funny)
The books (starting at the top):
"Sexy times explained for beginners" "An Introduction to BDSM" "Safe Sex 1 + 2" "KINKS 101" "Twilek Anatomie - from a Twilek for Twileks"
Seems like someone didn't trust the Jedi Order to provide comprehensive Sex Education Classes...
Also, Virulen's probably having wayyyy to much hair, but well *shrugs* shit like that happens occasionally.