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Well, well, welcome my friend, welcome to my chaotic realm of badly written stories and random updates! How awesome, isn't? Well I'm your host Nekozitta, and I must warn you, I may disappear at any time, but fear not, I do that a lot!

Fandoms I write for

• Cookie run kingdom

• Villainous

• Umamusume pretty Derby

• Murder drones

• Digital circus

• Paswg

• Welcome to demon school iruma-kun

• Madoka magica

• Taxi driver (K-drama)

• resident evil

"So Nekozitta! Can you explain me What do you write?"

Of course my dear guest!

I write fluff, angst, platonic, romantic and surprisingly I can try to write Yandere, but I will try to keep it soft.

"So there's something you don't write?"

Actually there is, a lot actually, if your request have anything related to incest, non-con, dub-con, ped0, pr0ship, r@pe, z00philia, necrophilia, NSFW or suggestive, I won't be writing, more things will be added on this list as the time goes on.

°•. Masterlist . .

•Cookie run kingdom

• there are some ways you could have met, you could be working at TBD, or perhaps you caused trouble like some cookies but my favorite one is if you were from a timeline that never was supposed to exist. For those headcanons I will go by if the reader worked at TBD, I can explore other concepts but tell me if you guys want!

• You expected everything, not that you would join TBD, first of all, you didn't even knew that it existed! You wouldn't call yourself the most talented, the cookies that work there are very determined and hardworking, so you don't know why they even bothered to hire you...

• You decided to agree and successfully joined TBD, you don't have anything to lose, so it's okay! Although you were kinda sad to leave your timeline behind... But everything will be alright! oh and btw, if your thinking to join the emergency neutralization division, don't. If you ever tried to submit a form requesting changing Divisions or one of your supervisors saw potential that could really help the team, she wouldn't agree with the idea, saying things such "They aren't ready" or "they just started, give them some time to warm up!" And end the conversation there, any attempts of persuasion would be met with a long sinister stare and a small smile, as she starts to avoid the subject entirely.

• After some time working there, you would notice the director lingering more around you, never interacting at first, it looked like she was analysing from afar... which was unusual of course, but you decide to shake that felling off because she is your boss, of course she is going to see how you are doing! Expect for the fact that she only does that with you... If someone asks she will simply say that she was bored or saw potential in you, which wasn't a lie, for you to get the attention of timekeeper cookie herself, you must be very unpredictable.

• Timekeeper keep things slow, because after all, she have all the time in the world, but the priority is playing her moves right, she doesn't want to scare you or make you think anything bad about her, so she treats this like a game of chess.

• When she first saw you, was through a glimpse of a timeline, she saw how curious and refreshing your behavior was and couldn't get you to leave her mind, that's why she recruited you! Not only because she gets to see you in person (cookie?) but the main reason was to isolate you entirely from your friends and family, two birds in one stone!

• Overtime she would appear more frequently, and even start conversations and offer you tea (of course, after making sure you were completely comfortable and used to her presence) to the point you would see her almost everyday, which was so bizarre, because she had the reputation of letting the TBD learn to stand on its own, but here she is making some tea while watching you working to "analyze your performance" (we all know that this isn't true.)

• If we are taking the platonic route, I see her looking into this relationship like a mentor and apprentice, or maybe a doctor who kind of relationship. Messing around with time rifts is nice and all, but doing it alone can get boring, that's why when she saw she knew you were perfect to fulfill this role. But if we are taking it to the romantic route, I can see her longing for companionship, someone to share chaotic and calm moments with her.

• Oh and about rivals, she wouldn't worry a bit! She looked into countless timelines, and you would always end up sticking together! So why worry? And she would make sure to keep it that way. But if someone has any funny intentions she is quick to interfere, which is easy! Someone from your division getting too close for comfort? Transfered to another Division! Someone from your timeline that is trying to contact you? Ops it seems like that timeline needed to be cut! Can't leave loose ends, can we? The only way she doesn't interfere is we when it is someone too important from to TBD to afford the loss, in that case, she would make clear to not interact with you. She would only only do all of that if she is a 100% sure that this person will interfere in her relationship with you, after all, as much as she would like to be the only person in your life, she doesn't want to see you depressed for being alone.

• After befriending you, she would linger around you constantly. Going to eat something? Don't worry, she will join you! You are having difficulty in your job? Why worrying about it, take a break with her! Although she is the director, she manages her time well (haha, get it? Because she controls time... Sorry-) so she always has time for you. If you are looking at it from the outside, it looks like she is always around you and never doing her job, but it's the opposite, she manages all her assignments and ends everything quickly and with perfection, that's why the enormous amount of free time, she may be "silly", but she's terrifyingly smart.

• She would know you more than you know yourself, so if you show any sight of discomfort, she would already know and take action. She knows a lot about you, but even so, she always is vigilant for any new info or reactions she can get from you.

• She doesn't need to take photos or write about you, her memory is incredibly sharp, so remembering even the smallest details is really easy for her.

• When she is 100% sure you trust her enough, she makes her move, and promotes you to her assistant, so now you can't leave her side and get to see her everyday, although it doesn't look really like you are really her assistant, she does most of the job and you don't have much to do, so you end up just sticking close to her, but there are times where she leaves the TBD and goes to inspect time rifts, so you are given some time to breath, only for her to come back and goes rambling about her day and asking about yours (even if she already know everything that happened)

• One day she might give you a proposal, being her assistant isn't enough, she needs you to stay with her all the time, without the dangers of the TBD, so please, accept it, it is just like this in every timeline! So just accept that your fate is already pre-determined.

• Platonic route: she offers you a position at her side as her apprentice, showing different timelines, studying time pockets and causing havoc, it will be so fun! She will teach you so many things, she just needs to deal with your mortality first and resistance in time rifts, but worry not, she already did that one time, she can do it again! Wouldn't it be fun to have powers like her? So why decline?

• Romantic route: Not much differs from the platonic route, except this time she offers you a position at her side as her companion for life, as she promises that no one would harm you and she would protect you with her life.

If you accept: She is excited! She already expected it, of course, but she finally has a companion, now she will never get bored again... You two will make a good duo, she knows it! When she teaches you everything she knows, no one will be able to stop you both, not even a certain... Clown.

If you decline: oh, oh... She wasn't expecting that, no really, it's the first time she genuinely feels confused, but she keeps herself composed and tells you it is okay, her life is too chaotic for you anyway... Ha, ha, no. You stayed with her in EVERY timeline, why wouldn't you want to stay with her in this one? Maybe you are confused? Perhaps you need... A little push. There are two ways this could go:

1. She will frame you for a time crime

2. She will frame your death

Wanted to go to the emergency neutralization division right? Go on, but looks like something went wrong and she just saved you in a nick of time! Want to stay as her assistant, that's fine by her! She will just frame you like she framed the gingerbrave crew and say that "she will take you to time prison" she won't, you won't escape her grasp again.

There's no winning with her, the only way to really "escape" is entering a timeline without the TBD knowing and sticking to one of the ancients, since they can't interfere because of the soul jams, but she would find a way to get to you, don't matter how much time it takes, you were hers the moment she laid her eyes upon you.

If I would rank her as a Yandere, she would be one of the most dangerous to grab the attention, aside from shadow milk, the thing with him is that he is genuinely insane...

° Ongoing stories:

Kpdh cookie run kingdom AU:

- concept

- chapter 0

Journalist reader:

- concept

- chapter 0

Characters:

Shadow milk

- Unexpected twist: shadow milk x hot-headed reader

White lily cookie

- Flowers

Timekeeper cookie

- Just follow the gears! Timekeeper cookie x assistant reader

You have been walking for what it felt like hours, perhaps days? No, no, you are exaggerating.

Since you have been separated from the gingerbrave crew, you lost meaning of time.

" - Reader cookie! Are you alright!?

Gingerbrave screamed from the other side of the wall that just appeared out of thin air.

- I am, don't worry, it's just... This place doesn't make sense, how could something like this happens?

You sigh heavily while dusting off your clothes

- we will figure this out, don't worry!

- Perhaps we can go around this wall?

Approaching the wall, you try to hear better what they are saying

- No, no, it won't work, this place change itself every second, we could be going around the wall and then the next minute, encounter "them"

- yes, we barely escaped that pouch, black sapphire must be looking for us at this moment.

- Wizard cookie is right, wondering off is dangerous, although it may be our only choice, and even if we stay at one place we couldn't be able to help pure vanilla, and it would be easier for them to find us.

- I don't want to participate in these sick games anymore, so the less the chances we have to encounter them, the better.

Unpacking your bag and grabbing a hammer you stole from a sugar gnome, you try hitting the wall... only for you to fail miserably, not even a scratch visible.

- and it seems like the wall is not coming down easily too... Great, just great, Stick together, I will try to find a way around, it's a bad choice, but I can't think of another one... stay safe. "

That's what you said 3 hours ago (or more) and honestly, you are tired, you have been dragged into this whole beast situation only because you joined pure vanilla into his way to the fairy Kingdom, the only thing you wanted was to travel this wasted, doomed and forgotten lands, why? Because Crispia wasn't enough, of course it wasn't enough, but thinking clearly now, if you had a second chance you would have stayed, not that you didn't like the crew, but between the coziness of your village and encountering THE BEAST OF DECEIT, seeing the king of fairies die in front of you and being almost crumbled to death by cyan strings... I think you already know the answer. You don't know what the worst part is, the endless labyrinth that this stupid spire is, or the choice of colors, EVERYTHING IS BLUE, perhaps the beast had a mental breakdown? Perhaps he was Colorblind! That must be it! But it's not something you should think about right now.

walking for what felt like forever you try to keep going on, but your stomach seems to have another idea, so you decide to rest to eat something, after all you have not seen a single monster since you separated from the kids... You just hope that they are safe. Opening your bag you find one of your last star jellies, which is weird, you were supposed to have more! Turning around you see

a rabbit stealing the missing star jellies, because of course you couldn't even eat in peace.

- You little... Give me back my-

You try snatching the food back but not only the rabbit manages to evade your attempts, but it sticks its tongue towards you, taunting you!

- HOW DARE YOU

that's it, you are done, that's the last straw, your mom warned you about the dangers of traveling alone, but of course you didn't listen, now you had to run after a rabbit wearing a monocle, A MONOCLE! You feel as if all the exhaustion left your body and determination filled your being, you are going to get those stat jellies back.

Lunging at the rabbit, he once again dodge you and starts running, so you start running after him. After some heated pursuit, you finally caught up to him, only to see... Something unexpected.

- Ugh I just don't understand why we need to do this, why would master shadow milk want that doughbrain? They don't even have any remarkable ability!

Candy Apple cookie groans in frustration

- Now, now candy apple cookie, you already failed master shadow milk orders before because of your jealousy, wouldn't want to be torn to shreds this time, hm?

Black sapphire cookie lightly taps candy apple head with his mic.

- and they do have a remarkable ability! Not only is master interested in them, but they are able to get in your nerves easily!

Black sapphire cookie let out a soft chuckle before turning to the rabbit carrying the food

- FINALLY, what took you so long, huh, what's this?

Candy apple snatches the food from the poor rabbit.

- I told you that this rabbit wasn't going to help with anything!

She throws all your food in the ground...

- How dare you...

They both turn their attention towards you

- Ah, there you are! It was more easier than i-

- SHUT UP, Not only you torment my friends, YOU ALSO STEAL MY FOOD? THAT'S IT, I'M DONE

Searching in your backpack for your weapon, you come to the realisation that isn't there.

-Looking for this? You dropped it early, such a generic plot if I'm going to be honest.

Black sapphire gives you a mocking smile while candy apple cookie is having the time of her life... If you are going down, you are going down with glory.

FLASHBACK

- reader, what is this?

Your friend points at the strange object in your hand.

- It's an object Passed down from generation to generation, sustaining the ever endless rage that curses my family, crafted by the witches, blessed by the gods and the ancients-

- it's a piece of paper...

- IT'S A HARISEN!

you proceed to beat your friend with said "powerful weapon"

- how did it come... To this...

Black sapphire is trying his best to get up but fails miserably.

- why is everything spinning so fast... Ugh...

- now all I need to do is take my weapon back and make my way to pure vanilla... Sigh I just wish everyone is okay...

Checking black sapphire, you finally find your weapon.

Taking a step towards the stairs you are met with the most nauseating and irritating laugh.

- HAHAHAHA, what a wonderful performance, I expected for you to beat them up, but didn't expect for them to go down this easily...

Turning back you are met with his face centimeters away from yours, giving you the most mischievous smile that you ever seen.

- Oh well! What's a show without some unexpected twist?

He grabs your hand and spins you around until you feel dizzy

- How rude of me, I haven't given you a proper introduction have I? Well well, let's fix that-

- Look, i could care less about who you are, except by the fact that you are hurting my friends and your choice of color palette is terrible, it's giving me a headache!

Shadow milk gasps, as if it was the most offensive thing he ever heard.

- WHAAAAT, I'm offended!

He pretends to wipe away a tear, giving you an opening to slap his face with harisen, only for him to barely move.

- PFFFT, do you think that a simple piece of paper would stop the master of deceit? HA, you are more silly than that half baked fool and his dumb companions! I knew you'd be fun!

he grabs your harisen and throws it away much to your dismay

- That's what makes you so entertaining, you are in the face of a beast, but you still choose to hold onto your false hope that somehow you will be able to defeat me.

You take some steps back trying to think of a solution, you need to get to pure vanilla, you don't know the intentions of this beast, but they don't seem good.

- C'mon, haven't your mother taught you that staring is rude?

He manages to turn his head upside down, but before he could react, you walk away nonchalantly, ignoring his presence entirely.

- don't just ignore me! You should be grateful that I took my time to look after you!

He floats beside you, trying to make you look at him.

- don't you wanna know why I even took interest in you? Or why I didn't crumble you yet?

You can feel his presence growing more annoyed and you can tell he doesn't like not being the center of attention.

- Where is your fiery personality? Your strength of will? You are not following the script! You should be trying to fight me, fail miserably and fall into despair!

He appears in front of you, still smiling, but you can see his eyebrows twitching in annoyance.

- it seems you don't even wanna know where your friend silly vanilly is! What a heartless monster you are!

- I will find him on my own

You brush past him only for him to continue to follow you, growing each time more annoyed.

- and how do you expect to do that? You are in my domain, in the belly of the beast!

You stop dead on your tracks and look at him confused.

- so that means you ate the spire?

He looks at you with the most judging expression you ever seen.

- what?

You two stay in an awkward silence before he could think in a suitable answer.

- ... When I think I finally understood you, you still manages to surprise me, you are such a perfect actor! But i fear our time is ending.

you hear in the distance gingerbrave talking with wizard cookie, apparently about pure vanilla, but you can't really distinguish it from that distance. seeing you distracted Shadow milk interlocks his hand with yours and looks at you with that stupid and charming smile of his.

- quit that forceful facade of worrying about those fools, soon enough you will learn to let go of all your pitiful beliefs and embrace the warm embrace of deceit, after all pure vanilla already did it! It won't take long until you learn that.

You can only stare at him in anger at his assumption, who does he think he is to even think so low off you?

- but worry not my favorite performer, I know that soon you will learn your place, until then, make sure to keep your eyes on the main performance, that is, of course, me!

With a final bow he let go of your hands and disappears in a cloud of smoke, leaving you confused and flabbergasted, only to be met with the crew again.

- Reader! We finally found you!

Wizard cookie comes running at you, checking for any injuries.

- reader... Are you okay?

Strawberry cookie looks at you worried while wizard cookie is carefully checking the surrounding.

- yeah, you seem a little more pale than usual, something happened?

For the first time in your life, you don't know if you should feel anger or if you should feel scared, honestly you don't even know how to feel... Such an unexpected twist.

Writing shadow milk is harder than I thought, so it may be out of character, also, sorry for my terrible English, hope you guys enjoyed it!

Random fact: harisen is a large, often paper, folding fan traditionally used in Japanese comedy as a comedic prop to smack someone, typically in response to a joke or silly behavior! I thought it would be funny if the reader used it!

The faint smell of lilies begins to fill your lungs, as the gentle sunlight caress your skin, you might just think that this is a dream come true, you never felt that kind of peace before... Wait, something isn't right!

-What... What happened

You slowly open your eyes, trying to understand and Assimilate everything that happened, only to find yourself surrounded by a garden of lilies.

-You... Aren't supposed to be here...

Looking behind you, you notice that... A cookie... Wait this isn't right!? Now that you notice... YOU ARE A COOKIE TOO!?

-Are you felling alright?

The white haired lady sits beside you

-I know this might seem scary, but everything will be alright

She quietly reaches for your hands

...

-White lily... cookie?

...

You aren't supposed to be here, that's for sure, you don't know how and what you are supposed to do, but you have to go back... Right? Even if they saw your true self, a monster.

This world is not much different from your own, if you forget the fact that everyone is a cookie, the food is different and there's the fact that you know what's going to happen in the future (you do not want to see dark Enchantress cookie witch form.)

-I'm really sorry Miss but your baby...

-What happened to my baby!?

The woman hurriedly tried to get up, only to fall back in the bed.

-My dear please don't exhaust yourself!

The man set her back in the bed

-What happened doctor?

The doctor sighed

-Your baby, he is premature, which in simple terms he is quite... unbaked.

The doctor adjust his glasses and sit down on a chair close to the bed.

-But, will they live a normal life?

. . .

As the doctor explained the situation A burning sensation began to form in her throat as uncontrollable sobbing started...

And that's how I was baked! What? You wanted to know the end? Guess you will have to stick around to discover, what journalist would I be if I told you everything right away?

. . .

-That's not good

You throw your notebook in the trash, finally laying back, staring at the celling

-i don't think my past would give a good Headline, but recently...

Looking out of the window you took a glimpse of your village, kids running around, cookies doing their daily errands but, nothing interesting, but that's good, right? It means everything is safe...

You keep your hand close to your chest

-everything has been so peaceful lately, I can barely make any new headlines, if things continue going like this, I will barely afford to pay rent!

-Its not like you actually pay rent.

You adjust your posture, quickly trying to get up, only to see your mom standing by the door

-Judging by your terrible eyebags, I can notice you barely slept at all, what am I going to do with you...

She lets out a loud sigh before fully entering your room.

-Its not my fault they still haven't finished the new building, and the workers keep slacking off, I know it! I just have to gather proof and-

Your mother shove a piece of bread inside your mouth before fully entering your room.

You groan while picking your notebook from the trash.

-Last time you tried to prove anything, you almost got an arrest warrant

-And by the way, I heard that some travelers stopped by the village, so if you-

Before she could finish speaking you bolt out of your room, almost falling from the stairs.

-Hi dad, bye dad!

-Oh! Hi-

You quickly open the door, making your way towards the main building, You stop dead on your tracks, only to see five strange cookies...

-YOU!

You point at one of them, probably the most young one of the group

-you seem quite the smart one, tell me, why are you dressed as a king?

The young one adjust his posture and quickly strike a pose

-Well, why wouldn't I? I'm the future ruler of the vanilla Kingdom!

-The... vanilla Kingdom?

You lower your notebook, a small sense of familiarity clinging in your memory, but before you could remember, another member of the group interrupts the small king.

-Ahem, actually, he is not a king, by the way, are you a reporter by any chance, if that's so-

-That means you know a lot of stuff right? So how about you sell me some information of where your valuables are-

-Guys please... You are overloading her... I'm really sorry about that, I'm strawberry cookie, we stopped by your village because-

-A stupid cakehound stole my treasure!

-No, MY crown

-guys.....

You turn over to the other cookie talking with the mayor

-May I ask... What's your name?

Getting his attention the cookie turn around, with a brave smile.

-I'm gingerbrave cookie!

First chapter done! Hope you guys like it! I might write this differently next time, because two cookies cannot share the same color, so I might write like

(reader):

Gingerbrave:

But I'm not quite sure yet...

[Faerie kingdom]

- What is your favorite flower?

-Huh?

White lily looks at you quite confused, being caught off guard, she wasn't expecting this kind of question.

- Ah... I never stopped to think about it...

As she was starting to feel uneasy you hold her hand and reassure her.

- Hey it's okay...

You looked around the scenery, searching for something to cheer her up.

- how about we try to find out?

You can see white Lily slowing gaining her confidence again, but still a bit hesitant.

- Are you sure? I don't want to bother you...

- You won't, let's go!

You grab her by her hands and run towards the closest flower shop

- How about this one, or perhaps this one? I can't decide

You shove more flowers into white lily arms only for her to lost her balance and fall in the ground.

- oh my witches, I'm so sorry, are you okay?

You extend your hand towards her, which she actually takes and get up.

- I'm okay, don't you worry, I know you were just excited to show your many favorite flowers...

- but none of these are the one, aren't they?

- . . .

White lily holds the flowers tightly, as trying to not make them fall, or perhaps, run away?

- I just wasted your time...

- you didn't.

She lowers the flowers to finally meet your eyes.

- it was... Fun spending time with you

A partial blush starts forming in her face, only for her to hide behind the flowers you gave her. With a small nod you two finally leave the flower shop.

Back again at your usual hangout spot, a gentle and comforting silence filled the environment, only the sounds of the running water and birds flapping their wings could be heard. You look at White lily, only to see her reaching into her bag.

- what are you-

She carefully hands you a small rose.

- I bought it while you weren't looking. tell me reader cookie, do you know what roses symbolize?

She waits for your answer.

- Kind depends of the colors, some roses can mean friendship, others can symbolize tranquility. But red roses are often associated with passion, devotion...

White lily take your hands and look at you with a gentle but sincere smile.

- And love.