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📜— A brand-new rattle for our little raven princess!

*happy baby coos*

— ...Hmm. That makes twenty-seven.

— You object?

— Not at all. She's my daughter. Every raven loves shiny things.

— Every raven? Then next time I'll bring you a rattle too. *laughs*

— Hmm... a tactical distraction for my little fledgling? Not a bad idea. Speaking of which, I've got a dinosaur in my bag for your little salamander.

— Then I guess it's time for a walk!

*excited baby babbling*📜

There's just something about handsome dads getting ready to take their little ones out that melts my heart. ❤️

Which Primarch would you like to see next in an ordinary family moment?

Rogal dorn:

you know it's serious when tarik is being a bitch and pulling rank

tarik out ✌🏻

Three generations, three in one. (According to Horus they share sort of similarities.)

I wanted to have a go at doodling how I imagine the Mournival to look like - pre-Heresy kick off, of course!

How the Mournival, who thought they had a free night, showed up on the command deck:

will never get tired of that one brooklyn 99 meme

He's never really been in love before, not even really a crush, so this is entirely new territory for him.

The first Fatui harbinger, can't even muster the courage to ask you on a date.

Everytime he approaches you and tries to ask you to join him for dinner, he completely clams up and just stares. He stands there, like a fucking chump, just looking at you while trying to forms words that will never leave his mouth.

The first time it happened, you just stood there, waiting for him to tell you some kind of bad news. But after a solid 9 minutes of standing in complete silence, you just slowly shuffled away as he watched.

He didn't try again for a month after that.

The next few times where fairly similar: he'd approach you, try to ask you on a date, then fumble so hard that everyone besides the two of you in the vicinity just physically cringed.

Which is another reason he's a loser with love. Everyone in the entirety of the Fatui know about his crush on you. Well, besides you of course, but its hard to see from an inside perspective when all he does is stare at you. As a matter of fact, he hasn't spoken a single word to you since he realized that he liked you. Which was almost a year ago.

And its not even just the lack of words and staring. He once tried to bring you flowers, but panicked when he got close to you that he dropped them and, quite literally, ran away.

He has lived for over 500 years, been through hell and back, has been cursed and is immortal, has fought in wars for hundreds of years.

And yet he can't ask you to go on a date.

GG brazil