neilly weilly!

TW: KIDNAPPING

GIRLS KISSING. aka MELLY. aka MY OWN BLOOD-RELATED SISTER (so i thought!) has finally crossed the line!

a couple weeks ago, her and i attended a garden show together. she’s been a big fan of the garden for a couple years now, and her evil obsession has only grown in strength throughout that time. and finally… at the show… the obsession reached a boiling point.

my “sister.” my “TWIN.” KIDNAPPED FLETCHER SHEARS.

yeah. haven’t you noticed his weird, cryptic instagram posts? he CLAIMS the bankrupt cover was taken by marina, but you can literally see the wooden walls in the background that are in MY SISTER’S BARN. yep. not only did she kidnap him, she’s keeping him in a barn like LIVESTOCK!!

she keeps talking about slipping estrogen pills into his food too, and i can’t be sure if she’s joking or not, so there’s another crime! forcefem!!!