a list of smutty plots that i’m a bad person for wanting
“we hooked up last week in a club, and you fucked me better than i’ve ever been fucked before. but now it’s the first day back at school and oh my god, you’re my teacher.”
“you’re my best friends parent, and i’ve known you for years but i just walked in on you in the shower, and now i really want to fuck you.”
“ you caught me cheating on a test, and i really don’t want anyone to find out. if i sleep with you will you keep it quiet?”
“we’ve been sleeping together for years, but neither of us want to actually be with each other. but that doesn’t stop me from getting jealous, and turning up on your wedding day to fuck you just before you walk down the aisle.”
“you accidentally sent me a nude, thinking i was someone else, but i’m an asshole and i kept sexting you whilst i jerked off.”
“you’ve just married one of my parents, but i don’t want yet another step parent. so i’m gonna tease you until you cave in, and i can tell everyone that you’re a creep. except you never seem to give in, and now i’m getting desperate for you to pay attention to me.”
“i’m an actor, and you’re a casting director for a production that i really want to be a part of. and i will do absolutely anything to get that role, if you know what i mean?”
“i’m dating your sibling, but now i’ve met you, i’ve realised that maybe i picked the wrong sibling. but that’s not going to stop me from touching you underneath the dinner table, and screwing you in your parents bed.”
“i’m an alcoholic, and you’re my sponsor, and now every time i think of drinking, i fall into bed with you instead.”
“we’ve been family friends for years and i’ve never thought of you as anything other than platonic, but i came across your only fans account and now i can’t stop watching your videos.”
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