guilty

I should’ve gone to dental school cause I love bubblegum flavored things

there’s something deeply personal to me about the pack of gum I’ve had in my glove compartment for almost two years and have yet to touch…

that dessert air on me skin this weekend 😍

To catch u up to speed, had a good breakfast and then the torture started... Sent from my iPad.

put on my sensual playlist called “Jeff Fuckley”

*on a submarine* is the morse code guy flirting with me? 😳😳😳

If I were a barista instead of saying "your drink will be down at the end of the bar" I would say something like "Okay, my people will be in contact with your people."

making plans to go to throw tomatoes at people in August who wants to make it a date with me 🥰

I have a big idea...I can't say much, because I want to move in silence, but...if anyone can tell me where to get a fish bowl the size of a car and some electric eels...please let me know

heyyyy ( with the intent of getting you to buy me a coffee )

watching my hamster stuff his mouth with food...his ass thinks everything a fucking game

met oscar isaac and was very calm…good things happen to people who have employed friends <3