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Roman. A 20 something, lazy, lying, self-obsessed, drug-abusing, fornicator with a filthy mouth.

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Jamie: why, so you can paint the sunset? what a fruit

Jamie: ash this is why i'm so fuckin skinny it's bc i eat half meals since you decide to take a bite out of everything

Jamie: i swear, i go home sometimes and the thing i've been saving in the fridge has a bite out of it >:(

Jamie: which could be Rome too i mean he does that shit all the time DOESNT HE

Ren: look ashley if I enjoy eating hot dogs then I damn well will

Ren: I want you to bring the guitar though!!! you can serenade me around the campfire and I can feed you s'mores and you can lick chocolate off of my fingers

Ren: he's not gonna paint the sunset we all know he's gonna paint me c'mon

Ash: wow rome when did you get so sassy excuse ME

Ash: that's a fucking lie! you've put on weight since we've been together. don't act like I take more than a nibble and you don't take some of mine too. it's what couples DO

Ash: omfg if you don't TELL me not to taste it, how will I know?

Ash: ren i stg no one said you couldn't eat a shitty hot dog jfc

Ash: i literally hate you two omg i will throw pieces of chocolate at your asses

Rome: Actually I wanted to draw some trees. I'm not bringing paints. Painting outside is fucking awful. I'll bring a sketch pad and my pencil case.

Rome: I've always been this sassy.I've just never had the english to express it properly.

Rome: Sorry Ren two against one. I'll play that fucking awful Piano for you sometime to make upfor it.

Rome: I swear to god Ashley if you throw stuff at me I'm going to make sure that a really unflattering painting of you is gonna end up as my most well known work.

#ashley #jamie #ren

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Jamie: you fucking like hot dogs Ash, don't you fucking lie to me. There was that hot dog cart near the school for the game that one time and you kept wanting a bite of mine even though I asked you if you wanted any and you told me no >:(

Jamie: so..you rolled around in my bed, took my clothes and refuse to give it back, huh

Jamie: Rome don't bring that gay ass guitar i stg lmao

Ren: first of all i am going to be eating hot dogs and you can't stop me ashley

Ren: don't listen to him rome i want to sing gay songs around a campfire while you play the guitar

A: I steal a taste of everything you eat, so what's your point. i want it and i know it annoys you, so its a win win no matter what you buy >:) ;)

A: you have NEVER and WILL NEVER see me buy and/or eat a hot dog myself. disgusting. I'm p sure you had a type of sausage anyway and those are different.

A: idgaf ruby. eat as many as you want and fill your intestines with rejected pork organ parts

A: I had the best nap ever tyvm and your hoodie is cozy. i'll only give it back when your scent fades

A: what's russian food taste like? how come I didnt know you cooked, rome?????

A: omg i don't know how to feel about a guitar. that might get old fast af

rome: Alright finne I won't bring it but I am bringing some art stuff though

rome: Russian food is mostly soup, savory porridge and lots of meat and pastries.

rome: Jamie knows I cook, Ren knows I cook. It's not like it's been this huge secret

#ashley #ren #jamie

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Jamie: Ren go look at campgrounds bc I don't know what you guys like and I'm lazy as fuck

Jamie: Ash and I can go grocery shopping later this week bc he seems to want to be picky as hell.

Jamie: I just checked and it's not there :( plus, I don't think you fit into my hoodie Rome, I doubt you'd mix it up

Jamie: Ashley

Jamie: Did you take it

Ren: oh goodness again with the weed talk

Ren: we're not gonna be eating canned beans or w/e ash omg I think we should bring hot dogs and cook them over the fire!!

Ren: THANK YOU BABE

Ren: yeah ashley i wonder where that hoodie is

A: we like smoking weed ren what do you want from us it's 2016

A: I'm not eating fucking HOT DOGS ew. so yes Jamie, we will be going grocery shopping. great idea. you're the best bf ever ;)

A: THANKS REN. Rome is the real MVP bc he didn't rat me out.

A: I'M ALLOWED TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES IF I WANT >:( I was sad and I wanted to be close to you so I took it and I also took a nap in your bed while you were working sue me i missed you.

A: you know you have 10 million hoodies. why do you need this specific one??? YOU DONT

Rome: Ren we won't pressure you in to smoking weed don't worry your soul is safe for Jesus.

Rome: Ash I'll make you some russian food that you can heat up over the fire if you don't want to eat hot

dogs.

Rome: If everyone's nice to me I'll bring a guitar or something and we can have a gay sing along or some shit like that

Rome: I was about to say piano but we don't have a keyboard.

#ashley #ren #jamie

“I’m pretty sure Jamie would dump me the second I told him. He has made me promise over and over that I wouldn’t sacrifice my career to be with him. I would love to stay with him the whole time though,” he shrugged, stretching out his legs again. “At the very least, he’s letting me visit as much as I want. I’ll be going to China during spring break, summer break, Thanksgiving and possibly Christmas if he isn’t back by then. What do you have going on in June?”

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“At least he’s letting you visit him as much as you can that’s a good thing, you know instead of demanding that you should stay at home and study. Don’t worry I won’t give him that idea.” Roman said knowing if he’d been able to afford all those round trips to China Jamie would have told him to fuck off and go back to painting. He downed the last of his tea. “I have this solo exhibition lined up for June, a big one too. I’m not sure how long it’s going to be up for but I know for sure Jamie won’t be back in time to see it.”

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Jamie: um 14 dollar hot dogs is a real thing ok i watch the food network i would know

Jamie: let's plan for next week. i'll go check and see how much the camping equipment is. we should probably make a list of what the hell we need to bring since it's for the entire weekend

Jamie: lmao if it rains

Jamie: also ash do you know where my black hoodie with the gray X is? i can't find it

Ren: but i really like snow ashley that's like the point of winter

Ren: i'm so excited to go camping!!!!! we need 2 tents for sure and we'll pick a campground later this week ok?

A: LOTS of weed for me only. Jamie knows what I like

A: um, what????? you have like a million hoodies how could you possible know THAT specific hoodie is missing omg

A: I hate you guys so much. I'm gonna hoard burritos and food that I like and then I'm gonna reheat it over the fire bc I'm not eating canned beans or w/e camping people eat.

Rome: Yeah that's cool I'm free all of next week. Who ever's making the list should add Smores ingredients on to the list of shit we need. Maybe bring extra, I fucking eat smores by the bucketful.

Rome: Let Ren see the snow. He's from Arizonia, he probably didn't even see real snow until moved here.

Rome: Jay did you check my wardrobe it might be in there. I could have fucked up doing the Laundry or something.

#ashley #ren #jamie

“I don’t wanna hear that he’s gonna be fine. I know he’s gonna be fine. I just don’t want him to be fine for nearly a fucking year in CHINA. I’m not okay with it. He’s gonna be all alone, without any support! I don’t like that. I’m never gonna like that.” Ashley sighed and resumed sipping his tea, “It’s fine. Ren isn’t gross around me, so I’m not worried about him.”

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“Have you ever thought of taking a gap year and getting a work visa for a year in China and going with him?” Roman suggested knowing that this was probably going to be something that Ashley had already thought about. “I mean I would go with him, China’s not far from Russia but I have so much work to do here and I have important shit coming up next June. True I’m a little pissed that Jamie won’t be here for it but you know whatever this China thing is really important to him.”

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“Please, like you didn’t already know about that kink,” Ren said with a dismissive wave of his hand. “Yeah, but do I really want to see baby faced you sucking Jamie’s dick? Not the most.” He smiled softly, hopping onto the couch and leaning his head back against the wall with a little hum. “I have my own car, you know, we could definitely do that. Maybe have to get out and chill on a blanket on the hood in order to actually watch it, but I do have a car.”

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“OH but I was so adorable you ave to see me.” Roman teased. He didn’t have many pictures of himself when he was younger unlike Ren who’s mother sounded like the type of person who would put ones of him upon facebook without warning. “That sounds like a good plan. We should bring some hot water bottles or something it might be chilly.” Roman sat down on the couch next to Ren pulling him in to a one armed cuddle.

“I feel like he’ll manage to find some sort of drugs out there. I don’t like that he’s going to this huge country without knowing anything! No language, he’s never been there, and I don’t think he can even use chopsticks! I’m already worried.” Ashley fought the urge to roll his eyes and sighed, “You’re not the only one with those issues. You’ll wanna rethink that statement because I don’t tend to get over things very quickly, and people usually stop caring about a month in.”

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“Listen I’m sure he’ll be fine. Jamie always manages to land on his feet you know that. He could earn while he’s there, learning Chinese can’t be as hard as learning English.” roman said nibbling his lip. “Right okay I apologise. Listen at least you’ll be able to skype with him and I’ll make Ren promise not to be gross around you.”

"Well he doesn't speak Chinese, and maybe he won't be able to get drugs in China so he's going to spend a year detoxing and he won't even notice because he's too busy working." Roman said with a shrug. He bit his lip wondering what the best way to handle the situation was. "He was dreading telling you that's why he put it off for so long. He told me right away but that's only because he knows I have some really fucking serious issues with abandonment. You have me and Ren to help you through the year too."

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“You got grosser when you started sucking Ruby’s face off,” he smirked, emerging with one of Jamie’s hoodies on, taking a seat on the couch and pulling the hood over his head. “I hardly get to see him anymore, so that’s hard. Then he fucking dropped a Chinese bomb on me when I did get to see him, and I don’t know how to handle it. It’s a lot to deal with.” He gingerly lifted one of the cups and blew over the steaming liquid before he took a sip.

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“I’m only grosser because he’s the grossest out of all of us!” Roman teased. Roman raised his eyebrows. “Oh so he finally told you? I know it’s been hard not seeing him, it’s taken a toll on him too. But I think China might be good for him, get himself sorted out and shit like that.” Rome said taking a sip of his tea.

Ashley made a face and scoffed, “Um, ew. I didn’t need to know all of those details. Thanks, Rome. I just don’t want to be home alone right now. I’m gonna steal one of Jamie’s hoodies since he wants to work all day and night. I might take a nap in his bed or something.” He headed straight for his boyfriend’s room, leafing through his clothing until he found a sweatshirt he likes.

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“You’re welcome. You knew I was gross when you decided to spend time with me.” Roman teased pouring Ashley and himself a cup of tea and setting them down on the coffee table. He might as well take a break. “Are you sure you’re okay you seam...well I dunno what but you seam off. Do you want to cuddle Stubby?”

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“But I like the thrill of knowing that people are listening and all that stuff,” Ren said with a blush. “I can see you sucking dick whenever, though!”

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“You just get kinkier every day you know that?I know but you haven’t seen baby faced me.” Roman teased. “Anyway about this date if you can’t get Ashley’s car you we can always go on my bike, bring a few blankets and some snacks and watch the movie like that. You know if they’d let us in.”

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Jamie: i think he means i'd break Aleksandr's nose if he ever met him, Rome. Truth in that though

Jamie: you know this LA vs Russia thing sounds like a conversation we should have in person. While we're camping. Together. in the woods.

Jamie: I think we can rent some equipment from the gym here Ren unless i mean how far do you live?? we can go get it before we set off??

Ren: hey maybe no nose breaking talk in this group chat ok

Ren: wait how is cheap alcohol and food suddenly snobby ash

Ren: haha they're in scottsdale remember? far far away from here so its probably cheapest to just rent it but idk if ashley will approve of using stuff that has been rented out to anyone

A: no i meant that jamie was being a snob by mentioning $14 hot dogs like that's even a real thing.

A: literally we're not going somewhere cold for winter vacation! we can go to russia during spring break if it's that serious. the whole point is to go somewhere WARM since we'll be in the thick of winter

A: i hate all of you for coming up with this stupid camping idea seriously im already traumatized and we haven't even gone outside yet

Rome: Ash you'll have fun I promise. We'll bring extra weed just for you.

Rome: When are we going in to the woods by the way? I need to make sure I'm not going to a gallery opening and dragging ren with me or something.

#ashley #ren #jamie

“Yeah, I knew Jamie wasn’t here. I saw him earlier today,” he shrugged, stepping into the apartment. “Tea would be nice. Did you see Ruby today at all?”

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“I haven’t seen him today, we’ve been texting though. I’ve been trying to get this painting done and I don’t need him distracting me with his blow jobs and big brown doe eyes.” Roman said walking in to the kitchen flicking on the kettle. “Is something wrong? Normally you don’t come over just to see moi.”

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“Clubs count! It’s in front of people,” Ren said with a little laugh. “He probably absolutely does have an an album like that, I wouldn’t put it past him.”

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“Babe nah it’s not really the same thing. The fun in semi public sex is the getting caught part.” Roman tried to explain.”I’ll see if I can find it after he leaves. I can send you photos of me sucking dick.”

“You should have told me you were coming over, Jamie’s in the lab so he’s not here. I can make you some tea or something if you want. Sorry about the mess.”

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