lyds

your horse not even high enough for you to be acting like that

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

i just clock in on tumblr and post some bullshitttt everyday

whenever i get more than 20 likes with No reblog its like Ok Lets all bully the girl who is right and has great opinions and is beautiful. Fine

i am deeply uncomfortable in my Flesh

talk to me long enough and youll realize i use the same bits over and over and that should make them funnier actually

my dead wife. the ad free internet

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

freak of nature? no.. sweetheart of nature..

frankenstien’s monster:

what doesn't kill you makes you overshare on the internet

queer women i love you queer women i owe you my life

i want Things. i'm sorry marx

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing