ur mom gay

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

not to be gay but :) i am

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

everyone in the world was an absolute dumbass until 1781 when kant invented thinking

Too bad he couldn’t invent something to cover up that massive forehead of his

you just annihilated the entirety of western philosophy with that sentence

I love them both.

I must start watching this.

Men are fucking pathetic.

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

It’s 2:00 A.M. Suddenly, you’re waken up to see that an emergency broadcast has been aired. The message simply states “RUN”.

…..the second post just made this the best post ever

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now