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I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

apparently my aggressive and poorly trained dog that is too large for me to physically control is now making fake as fuck stories for reddit gold

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

i had some time to goof around and you guys are never gonna guess who i hit with the Lackafy Beam™️ this time

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

me and my friends at the thingamabob and doohickey convention

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever