Gabe

Bas: Who said what about me, am I going to have to call someone to start taking kids out?

Nah buddy, I don’t see Billie Eilish as competition, different genres altogether and different scenes. Social status should cause with a mouth like that, I can’t imagine you’ll be making many friends out there. Not desperate, I only have to log onto my social media and I’m inundated with support.

I’m actually very nice, I just don’t have the patience for people with inflated egos. Aw, does that mean you don’t want to be friends? And here I was getting a seat reserved for you at my next dance recital. Mhm, if you say so.

2000′s one hit wonder? You know I have songs in the charts right now right? Imma hazard a guess you are the irrelevant one.

Maybe so, but it won’t be long before you’re overtaken by Billie Eilish or Troye Sivan. Me? Irrelevant? Maybe I am and maybe I’m not, social status doesn’t bother me in the slightest. Especially not when it comes to competing with self-important little runts who are desperate for attention.

Yeah you heard it here first, Elliott Gilbert is attending NDU… Want an autograph, buy it on Ebay.

Hello 2000′s one hit wonder, how does it feel being so irrelevant you still have to tell people your name instead of just being recognised like actual celebrities.

Bas: I hear you've been causing trouble brother.

PM: No you didn’t, you implied it. Your brother can’t be left out of this if he is the man I slept with Gabriel!

PM: You can think that as much as you like, but as I’ve said, I don’t need to use my fists to prove a point. Alright, but if you’re going to play the victim and act like this is all Sebastian’s fault, then unfortunately for you, I won’t be left out of this either.

PM: You threatened me first. You wanna go Gabriel, I’ll go but remember Sebastian is an adult.

PM: I did, but I never mentioned violence. I know Sebastian is an adult and I know he is more than capable of fighting his own battles, but you’re an adult too. You chose to leave with him and you chose to sleep with him; there’s no one to blame for your flatlining friendships but yourself. Leave my brother out of it, understand?

PM: That a threat? I might not look like much but my dad taught me how to throw a punch. 

PM: No, it’s a promise. Likewise, but unlike you, I don’t need to use my fists to prove that I’m the one in the right. 

PM: How about, go fuck yourself. I don’t care that I slept with him. I care that I may lose my best friend. 

PM: I’m a nice guy, Kurt, but if you unrightfully mess with my family, it will be a day you will sorely regret, and that’s a promise. You don’t get to take the backlash of your mistakes out on everyone else. You’re not special. 

PM: I’m not being hostile but I could have lost my best friend from doing this so I’m a little bit pissed off.

PM: That was your choice, not mine, nor Sebastian’s. You chose to go home with him that night, what you did or didn’t do with my brother after leaving is on you. You don’t get to throw your toys out of the stroller because your friend’s feelings got hurt.

Brilliant cause I’m a photographer and you are amazing for modelling.

Thank you? I can honestly say no one has ever said that to me before.

PM: Just, what the gossip blog said is true OK.

PM: Ouch. Your hostility hurts. I don’t care to know about my brother’s rendezvous, but promise me you were both sensible enough to stay protected.

Hey, I’m Franco… Odd question but would you like to maybe model for me sometime?

Nice to meet you, Franco, I’m Gabriel. You’re right, very odd question, but for a guy as good looking as you, how could I refuse?