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fucking lol
this is so fucking funny they just took yandere simulator and remade it from the ground up but better in basically every way and it only took two weeks and $0
a yandere simulator remake was finished before yandere simulator
100 Episodes of Mighty Nein!!!
I could not be happier and can’t wait to see where this story brings them next. With everything going on I hadn’t realised how much I missed the show, the characters, the cast.
Welcome back <3
matthew grey gubler’s tweet about having one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate is way funnier when you realize he was doing criminal minds at the same time he was voicing simon from alvin and the chipmunks

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If you’re 20-26, click here for a repressed memory
i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse
I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just
what… what the fuck was that
are you guys okay?
i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular
Im angry
so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized
he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS
i had to adapt to fucking survive
among (my cat) freddie mercury’s many Clever Little Things is that if you’re holding him and he wants to put down, then every time, without fail, he will lick you on the hand or arm a couple of times. if after a few seconds you haven’t put him down, then he’ll start to squirm or whatever.
it’s very cute and really handy when none of our other cats have any such compunctions about asking to be put down by whacking you in the face without preamble, sometimes with claws out, but the thing is: I never taught him to do this. I realized that he was doing it after he did it several times of his own accord; a couple of little licks on the hand, and then he’d start squirming out of my hold unless I put him down.
I was thinking about this recently, wondering what made him start doing that, and I had a sudden realization. whenever I’m holding him and I decide to put him down. I always kiss him on the top of his head first. I always have.

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Had a bit of a rant this morning. Gender is a construct and biology is a joke. Trans lives matter.
when you spend enough time looking at unnecessarily gendered products it starts to become clear that the only two real genders are pink and black, so from now on i’m going to ask heterosexual couples which one of them is the stuart semple and which one of them is the anish kapoor
I’M SCREAMIGN
Zuko hasn't had any socialization with kids his age until he joins the gaang, and fire nation royalty aren't really ones to make jokes, so uncle irohs jokes are really the only sense of humor zuko has been exposed to and he thinks that's just what "funny" is
My point is that zuko thinks that Sokka is hilarious
sokka realizes this very quickly, which is why they immediately vibe
sokka: i challenge you to an agni kai
zuko: wh- but you cant even-
sokka:
I think my “erotic choose your own adventure gay Roman period piece” deserves its own post divorced from the ridiculous discourse it was written in response to, so I have polished it up and posted it separately:
Spilling the Beans
It is a dark and stormy night. You are working late at the old chariot repair shop. It’s just you and your coworker, the soft-spoken Mr. Solus Legumius.
Mr. Legumius has a rare genetic condition which restricts him to a diet of lentils and nothing else; any other food will kill him instantly. His whole family survives entirely on lentils, as you learned when you once offered to bake a cake for his birthday. It had to be a lentil cake, with lentil paste in lieu of icing and a whimsical dusting of lentil sprinkles on top. You thought it tasted terrible, but Mr. Legumius was clearly very touched by the gesture.
Thunder cracks outside. Rain pelts the roof of the store like a volley of arrows from a celestial army. The door swings open, and an enormous figure appears, silhouetted sharp against the night sky by the flicker of lightning. At last–a customer has arrived.
“HELLO,” says the massive gladiator, dripping rainwater on your salvete mat. “I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REPAIR MY CHARIOT.”
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where do I start
There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.
.........So y'all ever had a scar that looks like self harm but isn't self harm?
I am fat and my hairbands go around my wrist when I'm not wearing them.
I got stopped twice bc my wrists were red and swollen from the metal.
Scared the shut outta people.