yeehaw

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

“fuck you” is over done. “i hope they make a live action tangled starring Timothée Chalamet and Sabrina Carpenter” is fresh. terrifying even. it could happen

tangled is lowkey a little queer to me. did anyone else also have a mother who was obsessed with your long hair and femininity and then you came back from uni after your first lesbian haircut and she cried. what if flynn rider was a butch lesbian

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand