IX / HERMIT

❛❛MORGANA TOOK IT, probably. that’s just my guess, little bastard’s always stealing stuff. guess that’s why we call him a ‘cat burglar.’ anyways, just hope he hasn’t eaten it yet.❜❜ not that morgana’s ever eaten something he’s not supposed to.

these are a few things from a group chat i’m in with my persona fans. i love everyone in here even though they’re little shits. u_u <3 

DON’T REBLOG UNLESS YOU’RE A ROLEPLAY BLOG.

“Where’s the video of the two furries pumping air into themselves?”

“I fucking hate ___ add them to the block list.”

“Hello? I’ve eaten cool ranch doritos in milk. I’m just unfazed for eternity now.”

“Monokuma is sexy.”

“Can we hit my ass?”

“I’m going to annihilate your pancreas.”

“I’ll be at housecon ft. my bed because I’m a broke ass bitch.”

“It’s in my car, I’m a lazy bitch, I’m not gonna walk my sock footed ass out there to get a huge motherfucker.”

“Any potential cannibals in here, I’d let you eat my foot.”

“Stop you supreme dumbo bitch.”

“Perfect song to squirm to!”

“Scalp me in front of John Cena.”

“You’re not entitled to an opinion if you use Discord light.”

“There’s so much demonic energy in this chat.”

“Pee pee poo poo caca.”

“Senorita/Senor ___, yo soy de rancho.”

“Where the fuck is my putty egg?”

“Despacito is despappointed in you.”

“I don’t talk to peasants in the time out corner.”

“I’m like a father/mother watching all his/her children eating tidepods.”

“Ok, I can’t keep going. I’m having my brain inflate.”

“I wish my hair could really detach.”

“Saw some shit. I got so excited I hit my chest really hard and now I felt that bitch throb!”

“This has opened my third eye.”

“I’m like a rat with rabies right now just rummaging.”

“It’s ok. I couldn’t even make fun of you if I wanted. I’m still scared of the dark like a five-year-old.”

“You’re not.. scared of your leg going in their mouth?”

“Horses are like weird, short, alien giraffes.”

half of my twitter is me saying i love mac and its not gonna be any differnet here so @jckcrthief ? love u bitch