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.. mid writing and I thought of a headcanon that, in my factually correct grandiose deductions /ref , are now canon to the DC universe.
Bruce Wayne hangs every achievement, and I mean EVERY achievement of his children's, on the manor walls and proceeds to invite people over, not to talk or anything, but simply brag about his children.
(They all collectively hide behind corners and watch in horror, groaning about how embarrassing it is, but it is simply a rite of passage for EVERY batkid to be embarrassed by Bruce~)
He's such a lovely father <3 !!
🐬 –> journal post break !!
Also, i think the fic might be a little delayed . .so I likely won't post a drabble today. I know, i know, my apologies everyone !! I was rereading it last night, and then it occurred 2 me how 1 sided the beef was, and it was . . very juvenile. So I'll spend today rewriting it, and tomorrow if it cuts into it !! My apologies fishies !! ദ്ദി( T ᗜ T )
This might be OOC for both, but, there's something so compelling I find about a perpetually doomed sukugo.
Both are the strongest in their respective verse—one a curse, the other a sorcerer. They simply shouldn't be together, and they never could be together. Sukuna's nature as a curse almost forbids him from feeling such mortal desires such as love. Gojo still feels responsible for geto slipping away and isn't sure if he can love again, much less love something he was taught to exterminate (curses).
Both can never be together, only trapped in a constant state of wondering, of knowing it'll never work. I'd like to think that somewhere during the shinjuku showdown, gojo tries to stop the fighting somehow, but sukuna is simply too far gone now.
Gojo can't save him, nothing can. They'll always look at each other on opposite ends of a mirror, wondering if they could each join the other's side, but they never can.
..much to think about!!
‧₊˚⭐ 𝄞₊˚⊹ –> TW : NSFW drabble ahead~!
Simon riley! Who kisses you senselessly when you both return to the task force's locker room.
Simon riley! Who's lips are glued to yours even as you both make your ways to your quarters. (Soap fake gagged, price just waved you both off, while gaz giggled to soap uncontrollably.)

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Oh!! Your F/O thinks of you and talks about you CONSTANTLY by the way, but it was edited out mostly because..well..it would take up like..everything. Like, all those deleted lines about you could be written on a scroll and dropped into the bottom of the ocean, and still keep unfurling and filling up the entirety of the Mariana trench with just paper!!
Its not their fault they just love their boyfriend so much!! ┐(´w`ˇ)┌
Since people, for whatever reason, like listening to my thoughts (thank you!! <3) here's another superbat headcanon to occupy you all until I get fics done!!
There's a headcanon that I've interacted with before, (though I unfortunately cannot remember the user—if anybody does know the origin of this HC, please LMK so I could tag them to credit <3 !!) Where bruce was a punk / rock kid as a teenager, and it's one I hold quite dear!!
Now, I like to think that bruce's first meeting with clark isn't at the daily planet in civilian identities, nor as superheros by night as adults..but rather when they were both teenagers.
Picture this, right? A teenage Clark, probably 15 or 16, going to Gotham for the first time as a part of a journaling summer internship at the Gotham Gazette. Now, he has some time on his hands at night, and he's free to roam the city. So, he like most newbies, roams around and tries to live the moment of the Gotham nightlife.
That's when he finds this alleyway, and there's music BLASTING, and I mean, EXPLOSION NEXT DOOR kinda loud! And he's seeing people run in and out of this small door, laughing like crazy before running in for seconds. And..theres no security guard!! Its quite literally free game; evidenced by what looks to be a group of 12-14 year olds sprinting in.
So, curiosity prompts him to..y'know, explore!! It could make an interesting column for a nightlife segment on the news!!
So clark goes in, and all around him, there's this party going on. The band that's playing upfront is a group of early twenty year olds that have the crowd jumbling around like schools of fish in a mosh pit.
Somewhere in the chaos, he loses his glasses.
And it's thisese corded, lovely hands with painted fingernails and arms littered with studded cuffs and bands that hand them back to him.
That's when he meets him.
this boy nearly his age; face painted pale white with heavy, thick blank eyeliner and makeup that contorted his facial expression into that of perpetual anger.
And clark is awestruck.
So much so he doesn't even know he's been soundlessly gaping at this boy for a good minute.
"You good, city boy?" Bruce asks tentatively, manicured fingers resting on his hip.
"Uh-uhm.. I uh..yeah..y-yeah i-im—!!" He can't even get a word out, just looking away, blushing and bashful and fumbling!!
"Maloneeeee!!!! What're you doing sillyyyyyy? They're gonna play an encoreeeee!!" Suddenly, these group of fellow goth kids, particularly the girls, begin to call out to him, and Bruce stands up straight, blushing.
Well, everyone needs a fake name, no?
He turns his head and calls to them. "Y-yeah, coming!!" He faces clark again, amused, but hurried. "Careful there, city boy, can't have fun if you can't see." He turns away, then, retreating to this friends before clark could say anything else.
And that, my friends, is how clark would suddenly develop his lifelong intrigue and love for dark, brooding mysterious gothic boys!!
And when he meets Bruce for the first time, as a reporter? It's those hands which are so..so much like 'malone's' (which is really Bruce) does clark feel his heartrate stutter a little more.
Maybe there's more to Bruce than meets the eye <3
Tim! Who loves it when you info dump about a specific interest of yours.
Tim! Who will get into said interest or research as deeply as he can about it so he can make his boyfriend happy when they talk about it together.
Tim! Who scrounged the depths of the internet to find niche, unsold memorabilia of your interests to surprise you with.
Tim! Who'll make albums of all of your dates together and keeps all images backed up on his computer as well for safekeeping.
Tim! Who'll use every connection as bruce Wayne's adopted son to ensure you meet your favorite actors, idols and stars.
Tim! Who keeps sprawling your name all over his notes, which he nearly hands in as homework.
Tim! Who hopes he can discover a star brighter than the sun and name it after you because it reminds him so much of how you beam at him.
(Why is it whenever I want to work on fics suddenly everybody and their mother needs me? ദ്ദി╥ ᴗ ╥) )
Damian! Who puts small references to your likeness in his art as much as he possibly can.
Damian! Who practices painting flowers on your skin because he loves seeing his boyfriend alive with colors.
Damian! Who keeps painting every portrait with a smile that's like his boyfriends to a T.
Damian! Who takes photos of you to be his muse.
Damian! Who always writes your initials with his at the bottom of every piece.
Damian! Who dedicates every piece possible to you.
Damian! Who'll never let his boyfriend die, because he'll do everything possible to immortalize his love in something he loves—art.
(Is this foreshadowing the damian fic that'll come after gojo's? Yes. ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ )
Imagine one of his paintings of you getting into a gallery… you really do live on forever
AWH MY GOSH !! <3
I'd luv to add on 2 to this headcanon (which is beautiful btw!! thank you!! <33 !!) that, art isn't just paintings or drawings. Art can be anything, so long as it's creator finds meaning within it. So, I like to think that damian doesn't JUST do paintings, nor apply 4 galleries, but, he attempts every medium possible to keep the memory you—his boyfriend, maybe 1 of the greatest things in his life as of now—alive.
He writes poems gushing about the way you laugh: he writes short stories or fiction talking about tales you'd both adventure 4th together in a sci-fi world: he sculpts your image from clay so he could marvel at something that looks just like you that he can hold when you're never truly, physically there: he will write songs to memorize and sing when he feels down so that even your presence within lyrics or rhythm accompanies him.
2 damian, you made everything become a blank, inviting canvas, and all he wishes is 2 sprawl his love for his boyfriend in every medium to announce your presence to the world—and the star-like, enchanting presence in which he reveres you as.
(⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)ノ♡
Damian! Who puts small references to your likeness in his art as much as he possibly can.
Damian! Who practices painting flowers on your skin because he loves seeing his boyfriend alive with colors.
Damian! Who keeps painting every portrait with a smile that's like his boyfriends to a T.
Damian! Who takes photos of you to be his muse.
Damian! Who always writes your initials with his at the bottom of every piece.
Damian! Who dedicates every piece possible to you.
Damian! Who'll never let his boyfriend die, because he'll do everything possible to immortalize his love in something he loves—art.
(Is this foreshadowing the damian fic that'll come after gojo's? Yes. ₍^ >ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ )

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These fears are unfathomable !! /ref .. Imagine—you..game. yes, you game. And you game very good.
Unfortunately, Jon Kent, cannot game.
He doesn't know why, but..he just can't. not that he hasn't tried!! Kon tried to get him into arcade games!! Pacman, even!! How could one go wrong with pacman!!
..Kon prefers not talling about what he dubs the 'pacman incident' (Jon had no idea how to use the controls and wasted a good 20 dollars worth of tokens because he kept running straight at the ghosts..) or else he'd be prone to another heart attack.
so..when he realized that you, mr. handsome prince charming of his dreams, was a beast in arcade games, what was the greatest approach to win you over?
A. Take you out to the arcade !!
B. Have an arcade-themed stay at home date !!
C. ..enroll into the local arcade tournament with players far better than himself in the meager hopes he'll impress you and you'll definitely go out with him then!!
...oh, jon...
So he practices every day as a consequence of his impulsive spur of the moment decesion. The chosen game was donkey Kong—so he's at the arcade every hour he can afford!! When clark catches on, he offers to help too. Then kon found out..then damian..the dominos kept falling until it felt like the whole league was helping him until the tournament next week.
Then, the wretched day comes.
Since you'd broken your arm a good three weeks ago, you couldn't compete just yet, so you were rendered as a mere spectator.
Jon's name is called to play.
So he steps forth, confident, all of his hard work (and pocket money!!) Was all about to pay off!! He could already picture it—him, triumphant on the top of the leader board; the teenagers and kids all around cheering his name; a massive prize of that stupid neon alien that hangs over the prize counter being handed to him on a silver platter; you, running to him and telling him how cool he is, asking to go out with him!!
He grins to himself.
Alright, stupid gorilla!! Throw all your barrels already!! I'm gonna win him over!!
...
"I-I really tried.." Jon sniffles as you pat his back with your unbroken left hand, both of you in the playground nearby now, the winner—an eight year old!!— walking out with that neon green alien plush bigger than his body!!
Well..second to last was..uhm..
..Better than dead-last..?
"Aw come on, jonny, you did good!! Mr. Fitz still gave you a prize!! You won something!!" You reassure him, trying your hardest not to burst out into a fit of giggles.
He looks at you, his frown comically knowing. "..The old man gave me an eraser out of pity."
"And that eraser's way cooler than any old dumb stuffed alien," your hand finds his and holds it.
"..your lying, aren't you?"
"Absolutely. That alien kicks ass."
He huffs, looking away, flustered.
But then you lean in, and press a soft kiss to his cheek.
"But your still a winner to me, alien or not. I thought you were pretty cool out there. Ill even teach you in time for the next tournament, what do you say?"
He meets your eyes, shocked, your eyes glowing with that mischievous little glint that made his cheeks ignite like magma. His mouth is agape.
"..y-yeah!! definitely!! T-totally!!" He stutters out, laughing a little.
"Sounds good to me, winner."
Did he lose the battle of the tournament? Yeah.
But did he win war of your approval and interest? Oh, absolutely.
Bit of freak4freak superbat.. ( ehe ∠( ᐛ 」∠)_ ) Imagine—Bruce tattooing a tramp stamp onto his stomach and his lower back, the people love it, absolutely, everyone citing videos of bruce being brucie wayne at a strip club, or him being a dumb himbo for the public and all..
But it really just represents the deepest Clark's ever fucked him.
But the tattoo still gets redone every now and then, cause clark treats it like a challenge and tries to get it even deeper, so bruce needs to get re-tatted every few days <3 ~ !!
Not the tumblr draft 4 gojo's fic crashing + undoing my progress </3.
Back 2 square 1.
Imagine—Your F/O who keeps thinking about hugging you, their lovely, beloved boyfriend, every time they hug their co-stars, so much so that they just keep projecting it's you cause they can't wait to have you in their arms soon <3 !!
(And dont worry, everyone knows that their taken!! What happens on set is strictly professional!! (˶•̀ ᎑-˶) )
One of my favorite superbat headcanons (bottom!bruce and top!clark) is how clark is such a big crybaby!!
You'll have bruce, in the manor, reading or unwinding in the most bruce way possible on his favorite antique chair. It's all quiet, save for alfred going about his duties and damian playing with alfred or ace.
Then boom!!
In clark comes flying, his face a flushed, red blur, his nose stuffy, eyes all glossy and dribbling fat tears, straight into bruce's arms. The chair gets pushed into the wall (and bruce very likely heard that poor back leg snap) and now bruce is crushed under Clark's weight, wetness beginning to seep through his shirt, tears smearing across his chest.
Bruce is, understandably, distraught, before asking quickly, trying to look into Clark's eyes and look at his face—was he hurt? Did something happen? Did something go wrong?
After much coaxing and cooing, bruce finally gets an answer.
"..t-the cat I was helping d-down the tree h-hissed at me a-and ran away.." clark stammers out softly.
..oh.
And Bruce isn't even annoyed!! Hell, he's shocked that he didn't guess the reasoning first!!
And Clark just cuddles up to bruce like a cat, sobbing into his chest while bruce rocks him, explaining how the cat didn't mean anything personal, and it was just frightened.
And mind you, ALL of Clark's weight and power is just CRUSHING bruce, but he won't even say anything!! Because, while yes, clark may be the dominant one in the relationship, clark is still bruce's princess!!
Gosh, i love them ~!! ヾ(≧∇≦)ゞ
(Sorry the gojo fic is taking some time!! Been a little busy recently but I'll get it done soon hopefully <3 !!)

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Ba da bum ba da bum bum! Imagine—The idea of horror movies was always something damian had found absolutely absurd. How could a piece of fictional media, one so obscenely staged and written with weaklings in mind, become the foundation for innumerable nightmares and paranoia to come?
How absurd!!
Horror movies began to pique his interest even further when Dick and his boyfriend Wally came back, panting and scared shitless, from that new Jinn movie that dropped the other day.
"Its a movie, West. Fictitious entertainment shouldn't scare one of the fastest men alive." He stated flatly, watching the way Dick kept peaking around the manor's corners, looking for something that didn't even exist!!
"Nah, nah!! That was..oh fuckkkkk..." Wally laughed nervously, jittering.
He assumed those two were too busy being love birds and being dramatic for the sake of drama.
But when the pattern repeated for Tim and Bernard..Jason and Roy..
Yeah—now his interest was truly piqued.
Which is why you and jon found yourselves here, in the manor, while he explained the plan to you both. "We'll be leaving in 10 minutes. I've had enough of this so called 'horror movie' putting everybody in shambles."
You and Jon exchange glances.
oh brother..
Jon raises his hand nervously, "D-dami..do I have to go? I-I mean I dont think dad's gonna appreciate it-the idea of me staying out so late.."
Damian raises his hand. "Nonsense. He's been informed accordingly. He believes we'll be watching the sequel of the new black canary documentary."
..you and jon exchange glances again.
He must really want to watch this movie to feel the need to lie to superman.
"Damian, are you sure? I mean.. it's rated R..Hell Jason and Tim got scared shitless!! We are just gonna turn into insomniacs!!"
He shakes his head and sighs, irritated. "Its fiction. It was written to scare you. It was casted by a director who believes he understands fear and the human psyche. You'll be fine."
And so that was the end of that conversation.
When all three of you find yourselves at your seats, finally in the darkened theater, popcorn and slushies and overpriced sweets in hand, that's when damian begins again, whispering about how now he gets to prove how everyone is being so dramatic.
"I can't believe this is what makes adults shit themselves." He grumbled. And he isn't wrong—there's only adults in this theater. He was lucky to get Tim to make him those fake IDs (a very complicated bribe) "This better be worth my time."
Jon and you have the same look in your eyes as you stare at each other, damian in the middle, staring at the screen ahead: 'we are so fucked.'
The lights began to darken then.
You could hear the way jon's tub of popcorn began to shiver, crackling like maracas in his hands.
You have your phone squeezed in your palms, on standby just in case you begin to freak out.
Damian leans forward, his posture straightening in excitement and suspense.
The movie starts.
It takes some time—being introduced to the protagonist. The slow build of the narrative..but, the horror begins.
As the movie unfolds, Damian feels..odd.
The jinns in the movie make him feel..ill.
He turns to you on his left, expecting to see you queasy, face contorted in discomfort.
But you appear barely bothered. He assumed you'd be frightened shitless, really. But there you sat, stone faced. Content with the plot, even.
Ah, well, maybe you just enjoy horror movies, perhaps you were like minded with him and found fiction as fiction. No matter.
Surely, he thinks, jon would be scared shitless!
He turns to jon on his right, expecting a sniveling, trembling mess. A crybaby sobbing for his father with snot dribbling down his face and chin like streams..
But jon seems..calm. He seems amused, even.
...what?
He turns back to the movie; and his heart begins to sink. Why is he feeling the urge to get up? To run? To hide? To scream? Why does he suddenly feel unsafe in the abyssal darkness of the theater? Why does it feel as if turning around would cause a Jinn to appear and drag him to hell?
Nonsense, he tries to rationalize quickly.
But the more he thinks, the more hopeless it becomes.
He remembered plenty of Jinn stories Ra's would recount to him; they were unnerving, the sort that made you feel as if you were being watched by a pair of eyes you could never see but always feel boring into you like molten-hot brands. But he always rationalized them as that—stories. They were simply folklore meant to scare children into discipline and so on and so forth..it was that mindset that he'd schooled himself into accepting that prevented him from seeing the appeal to most horror media.
Yet, now..
The absent weight of those tales had never left, but rather lingered above his head within the clouds, and waited for just the perfect moment before dropping onto his head like a wad of stacked bricks.
He remembered the tale of Um Al duwais—Ra's had explained in great detail, of her; the beautiful Jinn who lured men who stayed out too late at night, and proceeded to murder them brutally. He had never thought of her, then, but now he felt the delayed fear of that tale striking his heart. How horrific, must it be, to look into the eyes of a demon who takes the form of your most beautiful desires, only to kill you?
What if he ran into her, somewhere in the streets of Abu dhabi?
Would he even be here now?
He thinks back to all of the times he walked past a window too fast in the great quarters of the league, out in the desert, only to catch sight of a figure that faded into memory two seconds later above the sand dunes. He always assumed it to be an illusion then, a cruel trick of the mind for staying up so late anyway..
But what if they were all, truly, Jinns?
Ones who awaited him, out in the desert, far past the eye could see, roaming..wandering..
His hands find the armrests of the seat, and he digs his nails into them.
Why is his heart thumping so hard?
He doesn't know the movie is over until he feels your fingers on his shoulder, to which he jumps and looks at you, as a deer caught in headlights. You laugh, that stupid, silly laugh of yours. "You good?"
He swallows thickly, the world a haze, now. "..o-of course, that kind of question is that?"
He stumbles out of the movie theater, as you and Jon talk about how the movie wasn't as bad as you'd thought it was and how so many adults walked out, laughing. "And to think we were scared! Hah, right, dami?"
Dami's too busy peeking the corners and fixating on people who stared uncomfortably long at them.
"Dami?" You ask again.
And he jumps, but quickly says—"w-why dont you both stay over? A sleepover?!" He says fast, looking frantic.
You and Jon exchange glances once more and shrug—your parents surely wouldn't mind. (Thank God, damian thinks internally.)
Because right now—he thinks hes being watched every step he takes.
And that feeling stays, even when you've all returned back to the familiar comfort of his room—Jon asleep, now. Snoring and turning restlessly on his inflatable bed (which he was absolutely in love with, for some reason.)
Damian still hasn't slept yet. He stares at the ceiling, shaking.
Then he catches it, the few sounds of your giggles. Reluctantly, after plenty of internal convincing that, yes—it was you, and not a jinn, he daringly sits up, only to find you sitting on your phone, playing away sleepily.
"Pst."
You glance up.
"..could you sleep up here?" He asks, quietly.
You stare at him as if he spoke in morse code (yes, beeps and boops and all.)
"..are you really dami?" You laugh a little, and he looks away, flustered.
But he finds himself pleasantly surprised when you stand up and climb into bed with him, you set your phone on his drawer, before turning to him and laying down with a smile.
"..thank you.." he whispers softly.
But sleep begins to work at your tongue, your words slurring—so instead, you scoot closer to him and hug him.
..before falling asleep two seconds later.
Damian flinches at first—first bfirst when your arms wrap around him in such a warm, gentle embrace, he finds himself stunted slightly. He closes his eyes, before holding you too.
Will he ever step foot near a piece of horror media ever again, let alone be in its vicinity? Probably not.
But could he get used to the warmth of your hugs? Definitely.
(Authors note: it's one of my favorite headcanons that damian's frightened of Jinns~!╰(▔∀▔)╯ )
Fralalala~.. imagine—Its easier to explain rocket science to your mom rather than explain the new "gig" you've been doing for a piggy bank of extra pocket cash.
And it all goes back to Damian's new interest, if you could call it that, was..uhm..
It was..something.
Its not that entomology's weird, bugs and critters alike are rather interesting and there was nothing wrong with enjoying bugs, even if they weren't everyone's forte!!
But why in goodness name was he putting his fingers, a colossal, tanned monolith of calloused flesh..into their enclosures?
..and just watching them attack him?
"I'm studying defensive postures." He explains flatly, eyes never even flitting boredly towards your direction—locked on watching this green praying mantis raise its arms and follow every movement of his gigantic hand with bulging, shiny beans for eyes.
"..is..this a project?" You ask tentatively, tilting your head slightly.
"No."
Ah..right. Because everyone loves sticking their hands and unguarded limbs before bugs that could be cupped into their palms and bite them!! (..do mantises bite?)
"..shouldn't you wear gloves? Or..something?"
"Irrelevant."
"..you're the expert."
The mantis stands, proudly, sizing up the predator that was damian's hand and looming body that bore holes into the little thing's body. Damian's eyebrows knit tightly. His free right hand crawls towards his open notebook, notes written in neat bullet points, a large section of the page left empty.
That's when he attempts to try and draw said mantis.
..the attempt is rather poor.
You stand, watching the ritual unfold, you peer over the open enclosure and catch how Damian's hand is littered with bites and scratches. So much for safe science..
That's when you notice how..silly the mantis looks.
Its arms are raised like it a diver before plunging into the water..or like how those absolute bears of fathers in every animated movie who only speak in grunts and onomatopoeia-like sound effects look before they give their kids a hug.
..you find yourself replicating this pose too.
You raise your arms, you stick your head out and drift your knees apart. You look stupidly, amusingly silly, and purse your lips as you stare at the mantis that remains transfixed on damians finger.
That's when damian stares at you, and he pauses.
That's that's his eyes widen in melodramatic, prophetic like revelation.
"Stay right there!" Damian pulls his finger out of the enclosure immediately, and collapses before his notebook, beginning to sketch away fervently.
You look at damian, dumbfounded, his eyes catching yours as he notices your arms beginning to lower. "Up!!"
So you stand there, locked in a staring contest between you and a mantis.
What are you even doing anymore..?
Damian's eyes catch between you and the mantis, drawing frantically.
When all is said and done, the enclosure lid clicking back on; you drop your stance, huffing a little. "..so..?" You trail off.
But he simply picks up the enclosure and walks out of the room, leaving you by your lonesome.
And he returns pushing a fistful of cash into your hands. "Be my human reference model. I wish to incorporate animal defensive postures into practical situations."
Ah...very normal.
You stare at him, blinking blankly.
"And you'll be paid handsomely."
"..sure thing, dami."
And that's how you found yourself mimicking bugs every afternoon as he sketches away.
..His new hobbies are certainly one of a kind.
(authors note: a rather silly idea, so dont take this seriously, but one I thought was funny for dami <3)