Nataliexoxo

what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

Apriamo il cuore o una bottiglia di vino?

I did my best to be lovable.

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

"You were in my dreams last night" yeah our souls have been clawing through our chests to get to each other since we met but I'm glad you noticed

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual