Sebastian & Zal Formed The Spoonful

So last week I had to spend the night in a haunted house—it’s a long story but it had to do with stipulations from an inheritance I was about to receive from a distant great aunt that I honestly thought died decades ago, but I digress—I stumbled into the attic because there was no WiFi and the electrical wiring was dubious at best so plugging in my phone probably would have given it poltergeists and until this inheritance I really wasn’t set up to spend money on an Apple Exorcist. I rifled through some boxes looking for the good shit, like an old Hamilton Beach hand crank for treating “hysteria” or a yellowed wedding dress that you could put on and suddenly be compelled to wander the halls looking for Elias who died in the Great War. And then, in an old dusty frame, I came across this photograph. My eyes widened. No, it couldn’t be. With shaking hands I carefully smashed the frame against a support beam and read the back of the photo: “The Lovin’ Spoonful, 1887.” The Spoonful are vampires, confirmed.

- Joe.......probably.

This is fucking adorable. ❤️🥄

Gurl, same.