shminkys stank tank

"Senitor how did you fit the United States up your ass"

Those shitty AI slop story shorts are just a shell, a meir soulless copy

Of tumbler fake storys

Especially the ones where it's some random stranger coming to the defense of someone else and everyone claps

It all gives very 2010 Tumblr fake story energy but with zero Soul behind it

An actual sentence spoken to me by my own partner

I love the rock spider despite arachnidphobia

Updates to come

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

I MAY HAVE GOTTEN MY TWO FRIENDS TOGETHER

ONE OF THEM IS SOME ONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN TREATED RIGHT CUZ HER TASTE IN MEN IS SHIT

THE OTHER IS SCARED OF TALKING TO WOMAN AND JUST DOESNT BECAUSE OF THAT

IM SO HAPPY THAT IV MANAGED TO PUT THESE TWO TOGETHER

HE HAS ALREADY ON THEIR FIRST DATE AND OVER ALL DUBBLE DATE

* OPENED THE CAR DOOR FOR HER

*GIVEN HER A COAT WHEN SHE WAS COLD

*GAVE HER ONE OF THE CLEANED SHIRTS HE HAD WHEN SHE WAS COLD AND NEEDED A SHIRT FOR SLEEPING

*MADE SURE TO BE RESPECTFUL OVER ALL

This is obv the bare minimum

BUT

SHE HASNT EVER EXSPENCED THIS

Iv known this man long enough to know he will treat her right

And iv known this girl for 5× as long

She absolutely deserves and needs this, both of them do :)))))