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“What do you want this time? Come for revenge?”

“No. Remember how that turned out last time?” He learned a bit of anger management during his time in hell. And by a little bit, that is an overstatement. “I just don’t like going back on a promise.” He wanted to say `That, and I’m pretty sure I saw your father crawl out of hell, too. So there’s that.` but he wasn’t sure how well that would go over. That, and he was aware of the multiverse, so it might not even be this Vegeta’s father.

Nappa had somehow gotten his front stuck in a hole. Something had fallen into it and he has gone in to grab it, overestimating the hole’s size. And now he was stuck, his rear end in the air. “Look, whoever you air, quite being the peanut gallery and help me.”

Once he had gotten unstuck (with little patches of dirt on his once shiny bald head) Nappa quickly stood. He towered over her, muscular and menacing. He wondered if that would be enough to stop her snickering. “You wanna snicker at me some more, eh?”

For once the Prince seemed to be at a loss for words.

“No different than when I escaped hell for the first time, Vegeta. I’m not about to stay in there.” He said, grinning even wider at the other’s speechlessness.

“You’re both idiots.” 

“I am not.”

“SAYS THE ONE WHO IS A EVEN BIGGER NERD!”

“NO ONE IS A BIGGER NERD THAN YOU! YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR BIG HAIR TO KEEP YOUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NERD IN!”

“You’re both idiots.” 

“Why would you even suggest this?” Now that was a.. weird thought. Him and Radditz? He was pretty sure something like that would never work.

“Eh don’t even try to start something.” Backing a bit away, - Nappa was still the stronger one and so was the rest, really annoying but not really to change, still didn’t come really to training. “Is not like I hated you both always,” he grumbled, actually pretty much used to get teased…

“I wasn’t going to, don’t worry about it.” He chuckled. Though he wouldn’t admit it, other than Vegeta, Radditz was the closest thing he had to a friend. Admittedly, he deserved it for his sadism, but that didn’t change the facts. “I didn’t think you did.” 

“SAYS THE ONE WHO IS A EVEN BIGGER NERD!”

“NO ONE IS A BIGGER NERD THAN YOU! YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR BIG HAIR TO KEEP YOUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NERD IN!”

“STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

“Why? You’re just.. such a nerd. Everyone knows it. Big, huge nerd. Major nerd. Neeeerd.”

“You know.. you underestimate Goku-san the same way… and I doubt you would want to repeat performances do you?” his hands tighten as he slowly let his power rise enough to show for it. “But if I am just some pretty human boy I am sure I can arrange it.”

“Ha. I doubt you’re anywhere near as powerful as Goku.” He grinned. “Honestly, it would be a sin to ruin such a pretty face.. but I’ve already been to hell twice, I know where I’m going.” Nappa laughed. “Honestly, you’re really just amusing, you know that? A kid, pretending to be a man, let alone Goku. What a riot.” The other’s anger was obvious to him. And yes, the way he acted reminded him a bit of Vegeta.. but the lavender hair threw him off.