Nanie

i’ll be adding to this if there’s more so please lmk

(in honor of the canes winning the cup and not vegas 😊)

jack eichel, vegas golden knights (trumpie & rapist apologist)

auston matthews, toronto maple leafs (trumpie despite being half mexican, still don’t get this one)

brock faber, minnesota wild (trumpie)

tage thompson, buffalo sabres (trumpie)

jack hughes, new jersey devils (trumpie)

quinn hughes, minnesota wild (trumpie)

ryan reaves, san jose sharks (trumpie & best buddies with half this list)

jeremy swayman, boston bruins (trumpie)

matthew tkuchuk, florida panthers (trumpie)

brady tkuchuk, ottowa senators (trumpie)

connor hellebuyck, winnipeg jets (trumpie)

matt boldy, minnesota wild (trumpie)

charlie mcavoy, boston bruins (trumpie)

mitch marner, vegas golden knights (rapist apologist)

brett howden, vegas golden knights (rapist apologist)

jason robinson, dallas stars (the whole blue lives matter jersey instagram photos)

trevor zegras, philadelphia flyers (said the n word & i hate him so he’s staying on the list)

carter hart, vegas golden knights (don’t even get me started, rapist)

patrick kane, detroit red wings (rape & why’d he punch that taxi driver over ¢30 dude)

jordan binnington, st. louis blues (trumpie)

evander kane, vancouver canucks (domestic violence & rape)

valeri nichuskin, colorado avalanche (drugged a woman)

artemi panarin, los angeles kings (sexual assault)

drew doughty, los angeles kings (rape)

ian cole, utah mammoth (relationship with a minor)

aaron ekblad, florida panthers (trumpie)

connor mcdavid, edmonton oilers (dressed up as trump & i kinda just hate him so)

noah hanafin, vegas golden knights (trumpie)

ryan leonard, washington capitals (trumpie)

jake guentzel, tampa bay lightening (trumpie)

vincent trocheck, new york rangers (trumpie)

dylan larkin, detroit red wings (trumpie)

jonathan toews, winnipeg jets (rapist apologist)

clayton keller, utah mammoth (trumpie)

j.t. miller, new york rangers (trumpie)

jake sanderson, ottowa senators (trumpie)

jaccob slavin, carolina hurricanes (trumpie)

conor garland, columbus blue jackets (trumpie)

adam fantilli, columbus blue jackets (trumpie)

ryan strome, calgary flames (trumpie)

casey desmith, dallas stars (domestic violence)

alexander ovechkin, washington capitals (supports putin & the invasion of ukraine)

teams without evil players ON THIS LIST (THAT I PERSONALLY KNOW OF)

nashville predators

pittsburgh penguins

seattle kraken

anaheim ducks

new york islanders

Jordan Staal and Rob Brind’Amour both stated that they would welcome both Michael McLeod and Carter Hart with open arms if he joined their team. Staal even saying that “everyone makes mistakes.”

“We do not feel this is a sad chapter to a really fun book. This is a piece of adversity that we have the opportunity to truly galvanize our culture. You can say the culture wasn’t just great when they won, but the culture was great when they got kicked in the teeth. That’s what we should be doing.’’

let’s talk mama’s ear off

SERGEI BOBROVSKY (san jose @ florida - 19 january 2026)

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