I like a lot of different shyt.

Toga: “He’s outside setting off firecrackers with All Might and Endeavor action figures attached to them.”

Spinner: “Where’s Dabi?”

Mr. Compress: “Who do you think is lighting them?”

Dabi: “Do another Endeavor one.”

Tomura: “We just did three in a row, it’s my turn.”

Toga: Murder

Shigaraki: Terrorism

Dabi: Mine was arson.

Compress: Kidnapping a minor.

Spinner: …

Spinner, mumbling: Driving without a license.

TOMURA X FEM!READER ON HER PERIOD!

A/N: as a pussy haver myself (tragically) i know all too well how much this shit sucks, anyway..sfw+nsfw available🖤

WARNINGS: period sex, menstrual products mentioned, freaky

suggestive content here but not nsfw!

oh no, it's that time of the month again. the time that every single woman dreads having.

honestly the first time Tomura experienced you on your period he thought you were more confusing than twice.

in the mha manga, it says he has high pain tolerance so sadly I don't think the period cramp simulator could affect him that much (?)

he's not so good at dealing with your extra ramped up emotions, he'll get confused at your moodswings, and maybe ask Toga for help. even though he didn't really want to.

he has plenty of junkfoods and sweets stacked up in his hideout so he tries to feed you that to calm down, or he'll try and get Kurogiri to make a hot compress.

He does like that your extra clingy though, more hands on and touchy with him, makes him feel extra important.

he tries not to get mad at you because he knows your not yourself when your like this but it's really hard.

yes he has asked how you put a tampon in. and a menstrual cup, and how it all works. the tampon one surprised him actually.

HE LOVES PERIOD BOOBS. PERIOD BOOBS!

he loves holding them, squishing them and feeling how tender you are right now, A-D+ cup, it doesn't matter, he will be squeezing them titties.

NSFW AHEAD!

Godzilla: "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip you apart, monkey."

King Kong: "Your wife would be mad."

Shimo is probably super old...

BUT STILL BE KICKIN'!!!🤸‍♂️

(Remember to be nice to your elders)

Kong: Wait, does that make Mothra my wi--

Goji: Mothra, please, you are very small and delicate right now, at least try to stay out of a fight? I don't want to see you dying so soon again.

Mothra: VENGEANCE! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!

I couldn't resist... sorrynotsorry

Where Naru earns the respect of Feral—who eventually integrates with her Comanche settlement teaching them his ways, then they go on hunting these invaders who are trying to ruin their peaceful life.

Maybe throw in some Yautja x human in it too.

Aragorn: That can't be true

Legolas: Watch this.

Legolas: Hey Gimli! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!