spice girl ! ✧*:・ﾟ

PERCY: i’m frankly quite insulted ????? PERCY: came out here to have a good time but i’m feeling so attacked rn PERCY: also i gotta get that money somehow and if clickbait titles in all caps get me $$ then you can best ur ass im gonna do it PERCY: ur welcome <3

yo olvidé cómo hablar inglés lol mi familia argentina nos visitaron esta semana oops the dash is just a parade of ooc posts and i aint helping

 she found raf easily, a head taller than most of the people at the after party, pulling his hand and prepared to drag him away if she had to. “ra-fa-el,” nahla drawled, refusing to use the shorter version of his name, “face of the fight game. not going to lie, i was rather hoping you would be incarcerated in italy and i could bail you out and further cement your dependence on my wit and charm and all that album sales money. don’t you dare say one of your fights is worth two billion times the value of one of my streams, i’m very mean when you piss me off.” she paused, but only for a second. “get up, you’re dancing with me whether you like it or not.” 

she stole the seat opposite him with ease, unable to cross her legs in the tight, white, dress that glowed in the dim light of the gala and forced to sit demurely across from mason. “just so you know,” nahla said, gaze settling on the photographer and one corner of her mouth rising into a vicious half-smile, “i submitted your name to my label for the director of my next visual. thought you should branch out, mason. don’t get mad, it’s an opportunity. i’ll put your name in the album and video credits real big, right and centre. ” one of her producers liked to say that when she lay her accent on thick and leaned in close with one of those cleavage-baring dresses of hers, she could get whatever it was she wanted. her london accent pitched higher, twee, the perfect imitation of what americans pictured when someone said ‘english accent’.

xcoquus:

RORY: that sounds like my worst nightmare RORY: i just got off work so i don’t look anywhere near presentable RORY: but i’m tempted anyways

hvrrisons:

PERCY: congrats on the award! PERCY: yikes i’m filming rn. i hope bey comes to save you PERCY: punch the old white guys

plaiisir:

CHLOÉ: i had every intention of returning home to an oasis of silk robes, rosé and reality television CHLOÉ: in fact i still intend to CHLOÉ: but tell me how exactly you plan on making it worth my while and maybe i’ll bite

tristvnns:

TRISTAN: is it really that bad.. ur getting an award can’t u just.. wait it out? TRISTAN: what’s in it for me? ‘cause right now i’m deciding between a night at home with netflix and coming to pick u up TRISTAN: take a guess which one sounds more appealing

demcdici:

RAF: who raised you nahl? RAF: a jersey mom would beat your ass with a wooden spoon if she knew you were being such an ingrate RAF: i need details or no dice, boss

that’s me after a week away

i j ust sent the last email for this project to my boss im in tears after two months we’re finally done gooDBYE evil consulting firm goodbye excel goodbye team wewannadieinternedition goodbye ‘group projects’ in the adult world wth

WHATS GOIN ON CATCH ME UP  HEY IM CAMMIE NOT CAMI THATS A SHIRT LET’S PLOT IF YOU’RE A NEW KID ON DA BLOCK MAKE ME A STARTER / ILL MAKE U ONE

me rn hopped up on SUGAR and SUCCESS:

‘the keen sting of adult disappointment.’ she laughed when she read it, flinging her phone back down onto the counter and warding off the ache blossoming in the back of her head when she stopped laughing. skeletons. closets. she had hers too. nahla had considered joking, tweeting at him ‘no chance you want to get together and write something sometime? you’ve got a way with words, signoro.’ she did nothing. he owed her nothing. and really, could anyone paint themselves shocked at either the situation or his response to it?

she did nothing until she went to his gym, partially to find him, partially because she really needed to hit something, throwing punches instead of fighting words, waiting from the exile — no, he was still king here — to emerge from the shadows.