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This is directly related with how I'm feeling at this moment... waiting is the worst part.

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Celebrities read mean tweets. [1/2]
Are we not going to talk about Kirsten Stewart tho….like…
Justin Beiber actually made me sad. Fuck.
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I'm still alive, I swear. Just a heads up to everyone, I will be posting replies tomorrow night. The stress of not knowing where I'm gonna be living, how I'm going to move all my stuff, and taking care of my 8 month old has been mentally, emotionally, physically, creatively draining. I haven't forgotten any of you... Thank you for your patience, dears. -Shepard
walking around in your friends house at night
Lol. Or just my own house.
High Expectations Asian Turian Father.
OW. That last one stings.

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Mass Effect 30 Day Challenge Day 08 → Probing planets, or Mako style? L Probing planets.
Is it just me, or does this look like Harbinger got ahold of of EDI and was trying to make a point?
A Little Night Cap [Garrus Vakarian, Jane Shepard, and Aethyta | Closed]
The short matriarch walked through the Silversun Strip, ignoring the sway of bodies around her. It was cleaner than most casinos, in her experience, but there was still the lingering smell of the various smoking substances and countless alcohols that each species had. She was still irritated from her shift at the bar. After Garrus had left her with all her sore spots sufficiently agitated, the rest of her customers had only helped piss her off more.
From the rapid transit, it was just a few feet before she was able to get off the strip and into the quieter hallways that led to Shepard’s apartment. There were a few people here too, looking at the latest in furniture design. None of it looked appealing to her, and she kept on her path, ignoring the shoppers. It wasn’t like there was room for any of in her tiny ass apartment anyway.
It didn’t surprise her when the door to Shepard’s apartment didn’t open immediately. She pressed her palm to the panel, indicating her presence, and waited. Why the hell had she come by again? Her temper was short, it had been her whole life but being sober made it even worse, and it wasn’t like her earlier conversation with Garrus had left her anything but bitter. Maybe she was just a glutton for punishment. That had to be her problem. Or it could be because the idea of spending another night in her shithole little apartment staring at pictures of her kids and a half-dozen still full bottles of wine couldn’t be healthy.
Like she had ever cared about her health.
Garrus still wasn’t sure how he felt about the apartment. While it was the fanciest thing he’d ever slept in, and he’d come from a rather well-to-do family, there were just too many security faults. That bothered him. Especially in today’s climate. While Shepard wasn’t so much in trouble, what with being the savior of the galaxy and all, he was still worried about her. He was putting a target on her back now with her close association with him. Everyone knew his weakness … knew how to get to him … Killing Shepard would be it. So yes, he had some issues with her apartment. Their apartment. Whatever. Garrus was examining the windows, trying to measure out how much grenade and rocket launcher-proof windows they’d need when the door bell rang. “I got it,” he called to Shepard, already near the door. Glancing once more at the windows, he shook his head and then headed for the door.
Dressed in his casual clothes, a blue and white robe, he pressed a button on the panel, seeing who was on the other side. Ah, Aethyta. So, she had taken up his offer. Pressing another button, the door opened. “Matriarch,” he nodded to her in greeting. “Come in, please. I was about to start pouring the drinks.” He led her inside and gestured to the large leather couch. “Make yourself comfortable.” The door closed after her, and Garrus called into Shepard’s office. “Matriarch Aethyta is here, hot stuff.” Garrus had been researching pet names. He was trying them all out when he could. “She has some interesting stories to tell us.” Opening the fridge, he pulled out something for the two of them, and then something for himself. No complicated stuff. Just straight out of the bottle.
Garrus returned to the living room, handing Aethyta the bottle. “I’m not sure what it is,” he told her, “but Shepard seems to like it. And she doesn’t drink light stuff, so … I figured you might like it.” Garrus sat down in his favorite armchair beside the fire. His own bottle was Turian made. Instead of a cap, there was a hook attached to a cap. Hooking his talon under the hook, he pulled it up, and undid the cap. Lifting the bottle to his mouth, the curvature of the lid melded against his plates, easily allowing him to drink from it. “Where were we when I had to leave?” he asked. “I think . .. ah yes . .. you mentioned some undercover work. I’m extremely interested to hear about that. Undercover for who, exactly?” he asked her. “Oh, if you’re hungry or anything, let me know. I’m still getting used to being able to play host again.”
"I know, mom." A pale hand slid up into nearly blood-red hair, nervously rearranging the short locks. Shepard was blushing slightly, the freckles on her cheeks and nose not quite looking so noticeable against the flushed pink. On the viewer before her, Hannah Shepard was looking at her with a stern expression on her lined face, one that Jane had come to know in her childhood, and one that definitely didn't bode well for her.
"The Turian Hierarchy is in shambles," Shepard continued to her mother, trying to explain the precarious situation she found herself in. "There is no just, unbiased law. The entirety of the Turian species should feel outraged by that fact, but only a handful do. And Garrus has decided to try and spearhead any recovery and rebuilding efforts that he can."
"And I'm sure it's just a coincidence that he's getting what he wants, tagging alongside the savior of the galaxy." Hannah Shepard's tongue was just as sharp as her daughter remembered it being back when she was a child. The redhead rolled her eyes at her mother.
"Garrus is doing his damnest to try and put his homeworld back together again. If my presence helps grease the wheels a little -which I don't even think it does- then so be it. And yes, Mom, I know what you're going to say." Shepard held up a hand to wave off her mother's next complaint. "Being the human mate of a Turian Primarch is bound to get me a target planted between my shoulder blades. Let's just say I'm cautious, and chances are, I have more people looking out for me then trying to kill me. Garrus doesn't even want to be Primarch. He's doing it until someone trustworthy can take over."
This stalled Hannah momentarily. The elder Shepard looked over her daughter, noticing the dusting of scars on every inch of naked skin. Most of them were almost completely healed, but the redhead would almost assuredly still bear their presence. From downstairs and out in the living room, she heard her Turian calling to her, and her head flicked behind her, listening to what he was saying.
In front of her, her mother arched an eyebrow. "Hot stuff, Jane?" The seasoned officer was trying not to smirk.
"He's been trying out pet names. I think I'm going to start calling him something equally embarrassing."
Hannah Shepard laughed. It was a rich sound, one that Jane relished, as she didn't get to hear it enough during her childhood. Trained officers weren't so undisciplined that they allowed themselves to fully feel- to lose track of their emotions. Emotion was weakness. Weakness was death. Shepard herself knew this as well.
"Go see to your guest, Jane," her mother ordered sternly, but not unkindly. It was something that Shepard was used to by now.
"Bye Mom. I'll talk to you soon."
And the screen flickered off. Standing, she shook her head. "Savior of the galaxy, and still being ordered around by her mother. Wonder what the extranet would make of that." Entering the living room, she quickly descended the stairs, coming over to a rather angry-looking Asari. Her attractiveness wasn't diminished by the obvious foul mood however, and though Jane knew she was a matriarch, she didn't look a day over the human age of thirty.
"Matriarch," she greeted pleasantly, going and retrieving a drink of her own. "Sorry to keep you waiting. I was on the vid with my mother."
Bar Time? (Closed: Garrus, Shepard, Kasumi).
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“That is terrible, Kasumi,” he chuckled when she stated that she stole things while stocking them. “They must have some intriguing items, indeed, if you are snatching them away. Though, of course, I’m coming to the realization that you just enjoy stealing for stealing’s sake. Are you an adrenaline junkie?” he asked her, smirking. He was teasing her, of course. Garrus always found it very easy to tease people. Especially humans. They sort of just walked into it. “We’re going to come visit,” he told her, smirking even more. “We’ll find what store you’re working at, and we’ll come visit when you’re actually working, and we will make things so awkward for you.” Garrus chuckled, stopping his teasing of the poor thing. He didn’t need her to get captured and thrown into jail now. Though, she could probably use the fact that she had helped on Crucible to her advantage … They owed her.
His sharp eyes caught sight of her glistening eyes, and he felt immediately bad. He hadn’t meant to cause her hurt with his words. Thinking for what to say, he finally said, “maybe it’s time to bury the graybox,” he suggested to her. “Let your past be exactly that … and move on into the future. Everyone is doing that now. You don’t want to be left behind, do you?” he nudged her, squeezing her hand. “If you’d like, we can even have a sort of funeral for Keiji . .. even if it’s just you and me. If you think it will help.”Garrus couldn’t help but smile at her words. She had a point. His death would ignite the wrath of Jane Shepard . .. and that wouldn’t be a pretty sight. He’d seen it a few times himself, and he’d nearly wet himself as a result. Well, not really. It was actually pretty hot when she was angry. “Yeah, maybe,” he sighed at her comment about retirement. “I was just really looking forward to that tropical weather.”
Her rules about visiting her stores were quite intense. “You don’t have to worry about me, Kasumi. We’ll just go in … find something that Shepard would like, then leave. I won’t say a peep about where I got it from. I just might mention that you helped picked it out … Whatever ‘it’ ends up being.” Suddenly, he caught whiff of an all too familiar scent. His head snapped in its direction, and he saw the subject of their conversation walking towards them. “Shit, it’s Shepard. Just play it cool, alright? This is supposed to be a surprise.” Garrus looked up at Shepard and nodded to her. “Decided to leave the bed, I see. You must be feeling a little better,” he smirked wickedly.
When Shepard had awoke, she was surprised to find that the chronometers said it was early evening. Stretching languidly in bed to rejuvenate tired and sore muscles, Jane Shepard turned to wrap an arm around the hardened carapace of her lover... And found he was gone. Her eyes narrowed just a bit. He didn't require as much sleep as humans -not that SHE really got a lot these days anyway- and so it was likely that he was out, taking care of some Primarch-y stuff. Huh. That was all right. She now had some free time, and could hit up a place to eat, or maybe even have a drink.
Ever since it had been discovered that she'd survived the Crucible crashing -though just barely- Hackett was always trying to get her to show herself off in public. The "Poster Child for the Alliance", he'd called her. Well, whatever. She'd play along for the moment. The Admiral had never said where to show herself, however. And so, it wasn't a huge surprise that Shepard found herself entering the bar roughly half an hour later.
What was surprising was that Garrus was already there, and it appeared... with Kasumi? She found her lips curving into a smile. Good. She loved the little family she had forged with her crew, and was glad that they seemed to care as much about each other as she did about them. Shepard hesitated just a moment, however... What if they'd rather be by themselves? What if they were discussing something that was private? She tamped down on a little tiny surge of jealousy. Not at Kasumi, per se. But at the thought that Garrus would rather be with someone else. But no. She couldn't allow herself to think that way. She would simply go up to them, and if they preferred to be alone, she'd find somewhere else to drink. Perfect idea.
She was still quite far from them when Garrus whipped his head around, pinpointing her as if he'd known she was there the entire time. Shepard felt her cheeks heat- smell. Of course. Damned Turians and their damned heightened predator senses. His words reverberated in his flanging voice, the subharmonics resonating mirth. Oh, he was going to pay.
"Yes, Garrus. I did decide to leave the bed. I came to deliver something blue... you forgot it." She gave him a wicked smirk, then turned to Kasumi, smiling and winking. "Goto... Long time no see. Glad to see you in one piece."
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I am alive still, and aware that I owe a few responses. I will get to them as quickly as humanly possible. I am having to move unexpectedly, so I will be gone for the next few days probably. But I will check in. If anyone would like to discuss storylines in that time, just drop me a message or add me on aim: it's [email protected] (I know... Weird lol.) Thanks for your understanding, and I'll see you guys hopefully over the next few days. -Shepard
Head Canon #2
Shepard always wanted a dog when she was young, but a childhood of growing up on ships didn't lend itself over easily to the maintenance of a pet. As such, Shepard started out with a small fish tank, in which she kept goldfish. Eventually, she worked her way up and acquired an oscar fish which she kept with her all throughout her career. Sadly, her companion perished on the SSV Normandy. She refuses to replace the decade-old fish. His name was Alistair.

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Kaidan’s eyes grew wide for a few seconds, before he let out a small groan and looked back at Ashley with a slightly disbelieving look.
“You did not just ask me that…” he sighed, closing his eyes and letting his forehead drop on the table “… because my mind just conjured up the most…
“That was not my fault,” he told her as they walked into the club. “The waitress said it was Dextro. Obviously, that human needs to go back to school.” That had not been a fun time either. He had been sick AND itchy. It was unbearable. He’d rather go fight a Reaper than go through that again. Shepard was such a tease … wanting him to check to see if she had her gun. Chuckling low in his chest, he pulled her closer to him. He’d just have to do that … but later. The actual club was huge. Well-organized. On one side were the tables for the restaurant. Then on the other was the dancefloor. The dancefloor was more occupied than the tables. It was dark, except for the colorful lights strobing and flashing in all directions. It didn’t bother Garrus much. He’d spent enough time following Shepard into clubs to get used to the smells and sights and sounds. Though it still hurt his sensitive hearing, he was able to mostly numb it down to background noise.
Following Shepard’s lead, Garrus joined her at the table with their former squadmates. “Hey, Williams … Alenko.” Helping Shepard into her seat, he sat down beside her and immediately heard Ashley ask about their sex life. “Uhhh,” his jaw drop, and he cleared his throat. He supposed he shouldn’t be surprised. A Turian and a human? Hell, he didn’t even know how it would work when they first started out. Apparently, human biology wasn’t so different from Turian … well … in that regard anyway. Hearing Alenko become just as flustered as he felt, he offered them both an uncomfortable smile. “I think we should start with some drinks. I’m aware none of us are really used to just … relaxing. Hell, even when we went to the club back during the war, we always had one hand on our gun. People like us? … We’re not meant for normalcy.” He gestured for the waitress to come over.
“Let’s start with the strongest drinks you have,” he told her. “Three Levo, and one Dextro.” He took the menu in hand as the waitress nodded and walked off. “Anyone know about the food here? Anything particularly appetizing?” He was still avoiding Ashley’s question. He had no idea what he was supposed to say … “There … uh … really isn’t much a difference. I mean … that goes in that … . and there’s thrusting involved … and then uhh … climax. Right, Shepard?” he looked over at her. “I suppose the only real difference is that my err … reproductive organ doesn’t uh … hang out … like Alenko’s does. Mine is held internally,” he explained. Garrus really didn’t want to further explain that. He felt awkward as it was. Thankfully, the waitress returned with their drinks. Immediately, he seized his and drained it in four large gulps.
“Damn,” he murmured, his mandibles twitching slightly as he licked over his plates. Whatever the waitress had given him, it had been … damn good. Hard liquor … and yet a little sweet, too. “A couple more drinks like that, and you might get your chance of topping me tonight,” he smirked to Shepard, giving her an affectionate look. “You know … maybe,” he teased, gesturing for the waitress to refill his glass. “I think it’d be best to keep that on tap, if you can,” he told her, tapping his Omni-Tool to transfer the necessary funds. “Anyway, food. Let’s get that settled first.” He looked over the menu, his gaze scanning over the Dextro options while his other hand was happily sliding along Shepard’s leg. Mhm. There was that gun. He knew it. “I’ll have the Boke plate. Fruit on the side, please,” Garrus gave the waitress his order, then waited for the others. Once their orders had been taken, he looked back at Ashley and Kaidan. “So, how long have you two been on the Citadel? Did you leave as soon as the Normandy reached Earth? Or did you stay on Earth for a bit?” he asked conversationally, sliding his hand casually over Shepard’s thigh.
If there was one thing in the universe that Shepard never got tired of seeing, it was an embarrassed Garrus. He tended to get all wordy and unsure. If Turians could blush, Shepard was sure Garrus would be navy blue by now. Then again, she really had no room to talk as a blush of her own spread across her cheeks. What a very... direct question to be asked. Shepard might have made a quip about buying her dinner first before delving into her sex life, but hell. She figured going out to dinner with them was the same thing. As long as she was fed. Thankfully, her Turian seemed to be handling the talking for them both. An evil smirk twisted her lips. She had some interesting tidbits to hold back for later, when Garrus was drunk enough.
After their drinks arrived, Shepard looked at the purple-colored liquid. Huh. "Asari Piss is what they call this back in basic. Said to be distilled with a weak form of Red Sand. I didn't know it was legal to sell it now..." With a shrug, she downed it in one gulp, wincing as the burn nearly overwhelmed her. It was offset by a very pleasant aftertaste though, and as Shepard shook her head to clear it, she already knew this was going to be her drink of choice for the night. It was hard not to simply order the waitress to bring her the whole bottle. She was definitely used to getting what she wanted by simply demanding it. But no... she had to act relatively civilized. At least until she got drunk. That thought made her snort silently. When the waitress came back with a fresh drink, she asked her to keep it coming, and to make them doubles from now on. Hell, they were here to relax. She might as well go all out.
Words swam around on the menu as she opened it, and already, she could feel that warm hum suffuse her body, the gentle rush of blood in her ears quieting her mind. Shepard didn't remember what she ordered, but the waitress smiled at her and took the menu, so she guessed she said something vaguely recognizable at least. She suddenly tensed, barefly fighting the urge to look down. There was a hand on her leg... And not just any hand. Flickering her eyes to Garrus without moving her head, she saw him making perfect conversation. Which was interesting, seeing as though he'd just finished explaining -however vaguely- about their sex life. That drink must have made him brave. His fingers were touching sensitive flesh up by her thigh, making goosebumps prickle along her skin. Huh. Suddenly, those 'interesting tidbits' could hardly be held in check. Two could play at this game.
Politely, she waited until Ashley and Kaidan had finished their answer about how long they'd been on the Citadel, filing their response away for later perusal. This little nugget of gold was too good of an opportunity to pass by. If Williams was curious about Turian sex practices, who was she to deny her the information? One might even say she had a duty to her former subordinate to help her learn as much as possible, especially with her boyfriend being the Primarch of the Turian homeworld- whether he wanted to admit that or not. Her justification for being a mischief maker only made the entire thing sweeter in her mind.
"You know Williams, Garrus was just glossing over things earlier. The mechanics of human/Turian sex are generally the same as any other species, yes. However, the practices, the ritualism... it's different. Much more primal. Sex with a Turian is very much a struggle for dominance the entire time." Here, she turned to Garrus, fire lighting up her green eyes. "And a few more drinks like that Vakarian, I'll be able to push you down with a finger to the chest and have my way with you." She smiled cheekily, turning back to the human pair. Maybe it was the essence of the Red Sand coursing through her, but she felt decidedly playful... Shepard could even feel her biotics buzzing at the ready. It helped the buzz of the alcohol, making it more intense. Even though it was a strange sensation that she'd never felt before, the feeling of extremely slight vibrations rippling from her skin in harmless, invisible waves of energy was a pretty damn cool thing.
Some signature for Shakarian
New Message:
Subject: RE: Still Owe You Drinks
Hey Kasumi. It’s so good to hear from you. Garrus said he had seen you recently. I’m glad to hear that you made it through the war. Okuda, ay? You’ll have to explain the entire name change to me later, I’d rather not put you...
When Shepard entered Purgatory, dark strobes and intense energy pulsed around the wide expanse of the club. It was teeming with life, dancers swaying and grinding against each other in the relative safety and anonymity. Shepard's lips quirked. It was good to see that some things never changed. The Reaper war had taken its toll... was still taking its toll as everywhere one went, wreckage could still be seen litering the walkways. It wasn't just like this on the Citadel... Earth was still in shambles. Thessia was practically a barren rock. The Alliance Commander sharply exhaled. Thessia still stung, even after all this time. She forcefully pushed the thought from her mind, determined not to let thoughts of guilt or of work interfere with her night of relaxation.
"Well well," her voice intoned softly, coming up behind the form of her old crew member. "I must be seeing things. I swear you look just like the Master Theif, Kasumi Goto. But all reports say that she died."
Shepard slid into the seat next to her, grinning slightly and ordering a drink for herself and another for Kasumi. The bartender started when he noticed who Shepard was, and seemed to almost run off to fill her order. She snorted. "Don't worry, I won't make a scene, just as long as you don't try to tell me that I look exactly like Commander Shepard." She rumbled a soft chuckle into her newly brought drink, feeling the bitter liquid course down her throat. "How's tricks, Goto?"
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New Message: Subject: Still Owe You Drinks Hey Shep, Long time no see. I got in touch with Garrus, apparently you’ve been having a certain Shadow Broker run searches on me. Yes, I went underground, and yes, as far as the Council Government and Alliance is concerned, Kasumi Goto is dead, I go...
New Message:
Subject: RE: Still Owe You Drinks
Hey Kasumi. It's so good to hear from you. Garrus said he had seen you recently. I'm glad to hear that you made it through the war. Okuda, ay? You'll have to explain the entire name change to me later, I'd rather not put you at risk if this isn't a secure channel. I'll be at Purgatory tonight, 1900 hours. I'll stay there for a few hours. If you're around, I'd love to catch up, and drink of course.
P.S. I always have mission with impossible odds that are in need of recruits. Just let me know if you change your mind.
Hoping to see you tonight.
Shepard
Shepard sent the message from her terminal, checking to see that she had a few hours left before she would be due at the bar. Garrus was meeting with dignitaries... As the -officially unofficial- Primarch of Palaven, he had quite a job to do. One that Shepard herself had been happy to assist with whenever he asked it of her. But tonight was a break for her, and she was happy at the prospect of spending it with her former thieving companion.
Readying herself quickly, she left promptly at 1830 to head to Purgatory, easily cutting through the waiting lines once the bouncers realized who she was. Shepard had to admit: being a savior of the galaxy sometimes had its perks.