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I watched [this] video over 50 times.. Each time, noticing something [hilarious] that I didn’t pay attention to the previous time.. Outside of the baby crying, this video is pure comedy.. And, really.. No babies were harmed in the making of this film.. Let’s be honest.. The baby crying added to the hilarity.. If you’ve ever seen [Chappelle’s] Show, and remember the WakArnold's episode, you’d understand my elation at hearing a toddler provide the soundtrack for two middle-aged men going H.A.M. at one another over by the cold cuts..

It’s not only the fight itself.. Even the news anchors and the whole reporting of the story.. “Fistfight Inside Publix” — in comes the 3-D digital- satellite snapshot from outer space of the neighborhood Publix (sponsored by Bing).. Ethnically ambiguous reporter, live on the scene.. giving the play by play.. The interviews of neighborhood residents.. It’s just hilarious.. Note to self: There is [nothing] exciting about Baldwin Park, Orlando. They need a topless t*tty bar or a football team or something.. “A woman with a cane.. A mother and a baby!” Hilarious.

Not to be a spoiler, so read this after you’ve watched it at least once first.. Then, watch again.. This time, pay attention to the little things.. Like, the way the reporter says, “Two grown men..” at the beginning of the fight.. Or the way the employee tries his hardest [not] to break up the fight.. Or, how hard the guy in grey slams the guy in blue into the Boar’s Head Honey Smoked Turkey..

I think the best part is at the end, when the fight is over and [blue] chastises [grey].. “My wife is 9 and a half months pregnant!” Oooohhhkkaaayy.. I don’t see any pregnant women involved in this altercation.. If I ever get into a fight and get my ass beat and slammed into a display of meats and cheeses, I hope I have someone else to blame for my misfortunes, like a pregnant wife.. or the man who beat me up.. anyone, but myself..