GreenerOnTheOtherSide

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

I love this description of tumblr.

k but why do you have 29340 fuckin youtube videos open

s/o to the kids who got uglier when puberty hit I feel yall 100%

s/o to me I’m ripped as hell and my dick is huge and i fuck sex women all day in my nice car and my dad can’t make me eat dirt fuck you dad fuck you dad

Fuck sex women. What other type of sex is there?

is he wearing a “u mad bro” shirt?

Ffs.

That awkward moment between birth and death

This is the best thing my eyes have feasted upon in a while.

perf example of how uncomfortable boys are with women owning their own awesomeness. for many men, beauty, coolness, desirability are gifts they alone can bestow upon women. they get baffled, even aggressive when you show you’ve known you possess those things all along. 

#bath bombs that remove all the water#by fred and george (x)

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

IGUANA WHY

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you