closure

He can have a tummy and still be yummy

do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes

i have HRE (hopeless romantic energy)

i have HRE (holy roman empire)

Hambu Rg Er

Something really important I wish someone told me when I was younger: everyone is going to have an opinion of you, no matter how much or how little actual interaction they’ve had with you, and contrary to popular belief, not all opinions are valid, particularly ones about you as a person. You have to learn what is constructive criticism that will help grow and what are opinions of you based on biased personal beliefs or inadequacies other people want to project on you.

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

lowkey thankful for that unhealthy relationship i had because it taught me never to let someone fuck me up like that again

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling