Nocturnal Muse

2 Character creations based on emote suggestions on twitter! @n0cturnalmuse owns the cute elf and I kept the Alien!

La pluie de vos injures n'atteint point le parapluie de mon indifférence.

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its always me picking up the cats

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

results: she sit 

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

bo_mang_co on ig

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood

RIP Vine †

The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household