Hallo~!

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

There really is a Day Shift and a Night Shift here are tumblr.org and baby i’m pulling a double

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

mature content

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

does anyone want to play kudzu vines with me

sure! i’ll be a native tree standing in a biodiverse field

*places my rhizomes on you*