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Andersen, Aphid Appreciator

Olive green and mustard yellow and burnt orange are a beautiful, inseparable polycule and they are all making out with each other in my closet.

OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS MEAN TO ME DOT COM.

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

How do I tell my brain I'm not a fish

Maybe the real fish were the friends we made along the way?

Shark voice: fish are friends not food

Reblog if you are not a fish

no

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.