It's Rough Out Here For A Tinder

Never did go on that date because whenever we'd try to make plans to meet she'd suddenly say she couldn't make it, then message me from the place where we had talked about going at the time we had discussing being there.

Someone I considered swiping right on because she does sound awesome, but the "I Love Weed" shirt (it's unclear if she means the town in California or something one smokes) and the 50% rating and the distance likely meant I didn't.

Okstupid.lol 😸

Set phasers to "blur".

Every single William has received their check.

Dear Sherri: If you're having hard time finding a friend, maybe the attitude is offputting... and also, the fact that you're married (yet not here seeking a FWB) is relevant to why people aren't biting.

Storytime: Years ago a friend met a guy through the online personals (pre-smartphones, pre-apps, mid-2000s) and his pictures were really good. She met him for dinner after a couple weeks of online and phone conversation, and the first thing she noticed is that his teeth were attrocious. None of the photos he'd sent her showed this fact. So mid-meal she went off to the restroom, and she texted her babysitter (she had a 3 year old) asking her to call in 10 minutes and say her kid was sick. She gets back to the table and resumes the conversation as normal, her cell rings and she gets this message, and she says she has to leave now. He suspected something was up, she said, and as you can guess they never spoke again.

Poinggg.

Fair warning to you now from fair warning to him then.

If you're announcing you're not vaccinated, it IS political. And dumb.

"Still figuring it out." Should have added it up by now, or been through junior high health class for the basic details.

She knows what she wants: Cock.

I only know like two or three things and already I know too much.

There was a thread somewhere where someone from the group the person was seeking said "not us, try this other group" then someone from that group would say "not us, try this other group"... and on.

You don't want a fast woman, you want a BE FAST woman!

I am not the droid you are looking for.