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It’s your friend Mythical and I have a new post for y’all, it’s called; I’m fucking depressed.

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'Why are you wearing a beanie in 70 degree weather?' 'Because fuck you, that's why.'

A conversation I had with a younger student at my school, who now thinks i’m insane, but also looks at me like I hold the secrets to the universe

#why do i do this shit

I guarantee you can't find a single straight person who plays the ukulele

They're a l l g a y

Welcome to my show, it's called sing along and I'll fucking kill you.

Bo Burnham

#Icon #Seriously I love this man #amazing

Shutout to the hot guy who came into the bakery while i was working today who was really hot, tall and had a deep voice. He can knead my dough tbh

#gay #way too gay #wtf how am i so gay #lesbians because why not #bakery

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I'M SO GAAAAAAY WTFFF AAAAAHHHHH WHY AM I SO GAY SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE AAA

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Why. Why are we like this.

#why is my bestfriend like this #why am i still awake #why am I like this #i give up #Join the ninjago cult

Aight my dudes, it’s your friend Mythical and guess what I’m doing tonight? CONDUCTING A FUCKING MURDER. THIS LITTLE SHIT GOT INTO MY EMAIL I SWEAR. I also started ww4 with one of my friends, and now we hate each other. Fun fact, ww3 was an EARLIER fight I had with DIFFRENT friend. We don’t hate each other anymore.. usually.

IT'S 11:3O PM ON A SCHOOL NIGHT I NEED TO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

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90% of mine and my gay best friends conversations are just me saying stuff then her just replying with internet acronyms

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90% of mine and my gay best friends conversations are just me saying stuff then her just replying with internet acronyms

#gay #lmao omg lmfao #we're gay #why is this my life

Tales of the Mythicalqueercareer; It is once again 11 pm, and I am once again on tumblr. Why. W h y.

#im going to die tomorrow #im so tired why am i awake #i really should be asleep #but tumblr wont let me sleep #help

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It’s 11 pm.

I have school tomorrow.

And suddenly

This text

From my best friend and it reads;

And honestly that’s just a big mood I thought I should share.

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Just saying, this was his response;

It’s 11 pm.

I have school tomorrow.

And suddenly

This text

From my best friend and it reads;

And honestly that’s just a big mood I thought I should share.

#i'm very gay #why am i still awake #why am I like this #why is my bestfriend like this

Me; *Watching Ninjago*

Cole and Jay; *Do literally anything*

Me; MY BABIES I LOVE THEM I WOULD DIE FOR THEM THEY ARE THE MOST BUEATIFUL THINGS ON THIS PLANET, oh and they should date

#bruiseshipping #i might be obsessed #Cole and Jay have the closest relationship the screenwriters are just cowards

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Boy: shakes my hand

Me: omg like hes totally gay like he's totally the one, I'm gonna marry him

A few things;

TRANS MEN ARE MEN

TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN

PEDOHPHILES ARE NOT, AND NEVER WILL BE LBGT+

PEDOHPHILES ARE DISGUSTING.

RAPIST ARE ALSO DISGUSTING.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED.

ANYTHING ELSE I NEED TO COVER? NO? GOOD.

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