No time to explain

“Drop Dead Fred”

This really says a LOT

simpsons is so next level

Never has a graph been more of an accurate representation of the exact data it’s trying to convey.

do you ever rip a bit of skin from your lip but it turns out to be a really big bit and you’re like shouldn’t have done that… shouldn’t have done that

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all