The idea of c!Wilbur getting resurrected but having absolutely no clue about anything that happened since November 16th is just really hilarious, like just imagine this guy gets revived and is just looking around and greeting everyone like “Hey guys I’m back-” and then just suddenly sees and finds out:
-There’s a giant mind-controlling egg that has taken over half of the server and covered large areas of land with hundreds of blood-red possession-inducing vines, and there’s an ever-growing cult that worships them. It’s set on world domination.
-There’s a huge inescapable prison now and the freaking server owner is trapped inside of it
-L’manberg is just,,,gone, except FAR MORE damaged than anything his TNT would have done, like that place is just down to bedrock
-There’s a secret society of anarchists that includes Techno and Philza? (Philza blew up L’manberg again?!?)
-Jack Manifold, along with Niki, one of the nicest people on the server, are now mentally unstable yet hardened criminals set on murdering a child, and tried to use a NUKE to do it??
-Speaking of, another child has a secret arsenal of nuclear weaponry that have the capability of destroying all known civilization and he will not hesitate to use them
-Everyone is severely traumatized, many have PTSD, and some can’t even enter certain areas without having mental breakdowns
-His younger-brother figure literally got banned and exiled from the nation they created together, as well as from any known society on the SMP, and isolated and gaslighted by a green man to the point where he was considering suicide
-There’s actual capitalism now, and actual money-hungry capitalists looking to manipulate the entire market system and gain control over the entire server through economics
Like, this guy is going to be in for a freaking ride, jeez