Burst out of my chest and hide out in the vents

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.

what the fuck man you cant do that

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

also love how the original metaphor of “nailing jello to a tree” is about trying to force your bizarre and arbitrary will on something that is categorically disinclined to do such a thing, for no conceivable reason.

I am listening to music 👍

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical