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I have recently discovered that humans dislike being called extremely wrong versions of their names.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an uncontrollable need to call Miss Gentry 'Martholemew'

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– BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY. ITALICIZE UNCOMFORTABLE. –

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowded spaces ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ change ⋆ failure ⋆ war ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ natural animals ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆death/dying ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ loss ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty⋆ loud noises ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ remembering ⋆ loving

Tagged by: @obsolete-parable

#(im tired rn so im not gonna do the tagging #wow this really made me remember how much stuff garrick is afraid of tho)

rpmemes-galore

send me ‘ 👏🏻 ‘ for my muse’s reaction to yours sarcastically applauding a failure of theirs

Garrick, writing 'Makeshift Pepper Spray' on a bottle of Windex and putting a little gift bow on it

"This is a sexism-free zone."

#employee 210 #he may hate people but those are fighting words #he sip that respecting women juice

mysophobicnarrator

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

employee210

"I'm here to do crimes."

mysophobicnarrator

"Your existence is enough of a crime, you destructive heathen."

"Just keep whatever mess-making you're doing away from me."

employee210

"Why can't you just let your hair down and snort a line of dust bunnies to get your blood pumping."

mysophobicnarrator

"First of all: My hair is short. I have never worn it up. Secondly, that sounds both disgusting and unhealthy, but you inhaling copious amounts of debris would explain whatever is wrong with you."

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mysophobicnarrator

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

employee210

"I'm here to do crimes."

mysophobicnarrator

"Your existence is enough of a crime, you destructive heathen."

"Just keep whatever mess-making you're doing away from me."

"I feel a disturbance in the levels of cleanliness."

...

"I think it has something to do with Gentry."

#gentry is always up to some sort of mischief.#employee 210

employee210

🗣 ~mysophobicnarrator

Garrick Beckwith - absolute stud

#he looks like someone just said the stupidest shit to him #and he is ready to just. give up for the day.

"Some of you enjoy physical contact? Disgusting."

#dashboard commentary

"Why are there ... fake bats? And pumpkins? All over the office?"

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Watercolour avatar maker !!

Tagged by: Employee-210

Tagging: All y’all

#tag memes #he's a handsome boi #I actually did this a few days ago but forgot to post it until now haha

employee210

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“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

employee210

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“I HAVE A BROOM AND I KNOW HOW TO WIELD IT, MISS GENTRY”

“I DO NOT FEAR GOD NOR BROOMS.”

mysophobicnarrator

“THEN YOU WILL LEARN FEAR THIS NIGHT”

#Garrick: THE POWER OF CLOROX COMPELS YOU #Garrick: *fwapfwapfwap*

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“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

mysophobicnarrator

Offended Narrator Noises

employee210

“B E O F F E N D E D.”

mysophobicnarrator

“THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE OWNER OF THE ONLY FUNCTIONING SHOWER”

employee210

“I WILL RAID YOUR BATHROOM LIKE A RACCOON WHO PAYS NO HEED TO MORALS.”

mysophobicnarrator

“I HAVE A BROOM AND I KNOW HOW TO WIELD IT, MISS GENTRY”

#Garrick swinging a broom wildly: bACK! BACK I SAY!

employee210

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

mysophobicnarrator

Offended Narrator Noises

employee210

“B E O F F E N D E D.”

mysophobicnarrator

“THIS IS NO WAY TO TREAT THE OWNER OF THE ONLY FUNCTIONING SHOWER”

#G: I will make pasta in my fully functioning kitchen and you will get NONE OF IT

employee210

🔥 mysophobicnarrator

“My boy Garrick is so cold you can see icicles on his hands from all the goddamn hand sanitizers he uses.”

mysophobicnarrator

Offended Narrator Noises

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Children, the lot of you

#dash commentary

Muse Flaws

Bold what applies to your muse

(Garrick)

Tagged by: @employee-210

Tagging: @askemployee434, @employee006, @obsolete-parable

#throwin it back at you lol #headcanons #tag memes

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