Mystic Messenger Imagines and Stuff

Hello friends. I have started hell.

“members” i’m gonna assume rfa

Jaehee

has a lot of admiration for you and how you choose to express yourself (she can never do it)

probably would consider normal ear piercings after seeing your sdhfadf amount of piercings 

is genuinely interested in the way you dress and why because it’s so uncommon?? also how do you maintain this e v e r y d a y

secretly thinks you’re very fucking hot. you’ll need a lot of coaxing to get her to say it though

Yoosung

tuRNED ON, D A M N  M A M I

he was nervous to meet you before, but now he’s just intimidated by your looks

when you go talk to him though?? oh! you’re still you but different from what he imagined. he’s glad

likes your tattoos especially because he thinks you’re very brave to get them

Zen

shocked that his princess looks less like a princess but more like a badass

he ain’t complaining though, you match his whole biker aesthetic

absolutely adores you because you’re so cute but also he totally gets that style!!! omg where did you get that jacket??

he wants to get his photographers to do a photoshoot with you and his bike because!!! and also omf what if he joins too dfadfsd

Jumin

honestly, he wasn’t raised to appreciate this sorta style. it looks very unprofessional

if you’re happy he guess he can learn to appreciate it but under a few conditions like if you two have parties or anything related to the press he’d really like it if you could tone it down

if you’re also good at doing what you do then really he has no room to judge. he’d advise you to dress more professionally though for more serious events because it’s a very superficial and judgy world

won’t stop you from expressing yourself and tries hard to learn to accept your style

Seven

stunned that you look so much like a badass!!!!

appreciates you no matter what, he thinks its super cool that you express yourself this way too

he could never do it too, too much maintenance. he’s gotta do stuff quick man, no much time for dressing aesthetics

GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM PRISON. i’m also trying to make a schedule for my stuff so hopefully this blog will be more active after my scheduling???

Jaehee

if you’re looking for stuff to buy for work, jaehee is your girl. 10/10 she knows what to get and she strikes a great balance between professional and slightly sexy or anything at all depending on what kind of look you’re going for

if you pick out something that tsukiyama shuu ridiculous she’ll give you The Look™ and pick out something similar but less ridiculous

anything asides from professional clothes jaehee typically just gets discounted clothes from like big supermarkets

you gotta take her to buy nicer clothes and help her pick out stuff. she has stuff she likes but she’d need encouragement before actually getting it

super mega pure when you guys are shopping together cuz she rarely buys cute clothes??? also you look so stunning in cute clothes??? 100% you guys end up dressing each other up

Zen

lmao i want to think that he’s very picky with clothes, yours and his

he spends more time picking clothes than you do because e v e r y t h i n g is flawed “why can’t they be as perfect as me?!”

when you tell him he looks fine, he gets so giddy he kisses you right then and there (talk about major ego boost)

when his shopping spree ends he NEEDS to take you shopping too because he wants to dress you up (he’s into the couple look) he cheers and everything 1000%

in turn though if you put on something sexy then well ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yoosung

this man child needs help with buying clothes. sons, listen, he’s the type that never buys clothes until they’re so worn out they look like a homeless man’s

doesn’t really care about what he wears unless he’s going to somewhere important or college

probs feels a little uncomfortable in the woman section when you’re shopping because the shoppers always think you guys might be related or something. when you hear that you should give him a kiss and totes brag about how lucky you are to have your boyfriend shopping with you

a cute lil blush on him whenever you show him the stuff you tried on. stutters when he’s trying to give comments

he’s also very honest with his opinions (even though he struggles to tell you you don’t look good in the clothes you’ve put on)

Jumin

what do you nee- no, what do you want? he’ll buy it for you. look at that one cute dress from that designer store?? he’s ushering you to go try it on and see if you like it. honestly, what is too much with this man?? ask and you shall receive. even if you don’t ask, you’ll receive??

always, always wants the best for you. he spoils you so much it’s unreal. expensive lingerie? customised shoes? diamond embedded dresses?? you got it all

bring him “commoner clother” shopping. teach him the ways of the bargaining and good deals. it’ll be fun

is extra happy when you accompany him to get his suit tailored. will ask you for input and will genuinely listen to your suggestions. unless you bring in weird bright coloured suits or something, that’s where he draws the line

pays a lot of attention to the type of ties and belts he buys now because ayyy  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Seven

rich enough to buy you designer clothes but also fun enough to bring you to obscure places to buy cute clothes

overhype when you come out of the fitting room because he wants you to feel good about yourself

takes a lot pictures, without you knowing, when you show him the clothes you’re trying on

clothes shopping? more like costume shopping and fooling around tbh

your ask is a little vague, so i decided to go wild with itfeel free to send in another more specific ask! im sorry i like to shitpost

Jumin

wanna know what jumin is passionate about? his work. and elizabeth the 3rd

he be passionate in sex love making that’s true

i don’t know if you can say he’s really passionate about you but he does love you very passionately

did i say he’s passionate about elizabeth the 3rd?

i don’t think he’s passionate about anything else really asides from work, elizabeth the 3rd and you

i believe jumin prefers sweet love making (passionate sex) rather than hard fucking

don’t get me wrong though, he does fuck hard sometimes but he just prefers to make love to you

omf jumin when passionate sex so sweet, like he holds you real close and focuses on your pleasure and needs

can you believe im procrastinating writing by writing for this blog instead? imsorrylily

Jaehee

you shocked her! immediately apologises for walking in on you having your private feel good time

closes the door behind her and blushes as she goes about doing her things

can’t look you in the eye for 3 days

reciprocates, if you make it awkward she’ll feel super awkward too but if you brush it off she’ll try to get over her embarrassment too

she wonders if she’s giving you enough sex. she’ll go talk to you about it to clear things up and if need be a compromise

Zen

THE  BE A  S T I S  A W AKE N I NG

probs try to play it cool and tries to join/help you but really he’s so embarrassed as well

omgomgomg what if on day you walk in on him too??? he’s more careful now when he needs to jack off because he doesn’t want you to see him like this

lowkey gets a little jealous that you have to get off by watching porn though

JOKE ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD RECORD YOU TWO DOING IT SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH PORN DO IT I DARE YOU SEE HOW THAT GOES

Yoosung

flustered af. a pure boy why didn’t you lock the door

if you trying to seduce him or smth let me tell you it didn’t work

he just wanted to go home and play LOLOL and relax man he wasn’t expecting you to do thAT

like jaehee he exits/ closes the door immediately but he’s an awkward bean and will bump into things on the way out and even after he gets out

probs bumps into things again when he thinks about this when the situation blows away

Jumin

BOI IS ON YOU IN 3 SECONDS

you’re in for a really looooong teasing session

suggests that he starts recording you so you don’t have to watch porn anymore

lowkey doesn’t understand why do you have to watch porn though. some are so exaggerated and you are far more attractive than those actresses (smh jumin u ain’t the one watching ain’t nobody asked for your opinion)

suggests that you start locking the door when you do this because what if someone else walks in on you

Seven

he hears like really loud obnoxious moaning and he’s like “okay that ain’t yours” so he went to check it out

he knows you’re watching porn from his hacking stuff

he gets closer and bursts thru the door half expecting you to be masturbating but you’re sitting on the bed with a puzzled look on your face 

“how is that even possible. that’s not possible. seven, come here, this isn’t possible right”

lowkey disappointed you weren’t masturbating so he can tease you but he laughs because this is the first time he’s seen someone take porn so seriously

V

when he walks in on you watching porn on his laptop he is very confused

you tell him you got curious because your friends were like google this kink that you’ve never heard before

he chuckles and tell you to read instead of watch but you try to tell him you did but couldn’t understand so you ended up watching it

he closes the tab and pats your head saying if you can’t understand it then you shouldn’t be dwelling in this 

protective bf 100% wants to keep you safe

Unknown

hardcore blushes and shouts at you

asks you why didn’t you lock the door??!!! he’s so very embarassed

“they’re doing it while the girl has roller blades on!!! that’s so WEIRD!!” “WHO WATCHES PORN FOR THE LOGIC?!” “ME!!!!!” “SOMEWHERE OUT THERE ITS SOMEONE’S KINK”

he thinks you’re weird

GUESS WHO’S BACK AGAIN (after like 3 months wyd) OH THEY DON’T KNOW? THEY DON’T DON’T KNOW???sorryanyway i love this request pls send in more stuff like this i love sm

Jaehee

why you do this to her honestly why are you like this

she’s as confused as me tbh

she’s embarrassed as well omg wydwydwyd

one moment she bent down to pick something else the next moment your hands were on her waist and…………………..

after she gets over that initial confusion and embarrassment she just stares at you disapprovingly

politely tells you to stop and continues with the stuff she’s doing

not before giving your ass a hard smack though

Zen

THE BE AS T  is confused

he probs just puts his hand on your hands and gently pries you away (lowkey embarrassed that you’d do something like that)

thinks if you learnt that from seven 

casually abuses uses he’s bedroom voice to ask if you’re in the mood

OH  ho W T H E t aBL E S  TU R n eD

you’re blushing. you were just doing it for funsies but now the tables have turned rip

how it ends depends on your next course of action. you guys could have sex but you could also still be a meme and make zen cry like that one time you almost broke his tv ayyyy

Yoosung

straight up just dies the moment he feels your crotch hits his ass

manages to pathetically stutter out your name 

his embarrassment only fuels your need to mess with him

lmaolmalmao say something about wanting to try pegging or smth because HAHAHAHHAHAH

he’ll cry a little poor cinnamon bun omfomf

cries and whimpers while agreeing to be pegged HAHAHAHAHAHA

don’t do this to him please give him fluffy hugs and kisses after this poor traumatised lil child

Jumin

debates whether to sue you or not smh fcking plebeians i joke

i hope you did this when he wasn’t busy or anything because lmfao you don’t want to get into shit

if he’s in the good mood he might just get very confused like “what are you trying to achieve”

lmao now you two gotta sit down and talk about this whole humping situation because jumin does not get

doesn’t understand completely but he guesses if you’re happy he should be fine with it

just don’t do this around people

Seven

lololololollolololololololololollololololololololololololollololololololol

GOD SEVEN ZERO SEVEN ALLMIGHTY MEMELORD MODE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

he plays along and takes it up a notch or 10 by moaning obnoxiously and meeting your thrusts

sigh at this point you’re concerning the neighbours with your ridiculous dirty talk and loud moaning

you two probably break down laughing after a solid minute because someone slips up and the act its just gone

two words: hump wars

last one that humps the other wins. 10/10 fun game. why not share the fun with other, right? pls don’t hump each other in public

V

he would just laugh it off

why would you do this to him

a pure cinnamon roll. he will grab you by the hand and pepper your face with lil sweet pecks

idk if you’ll feel guilty because i will

he’ll ask what are you up to and what made you want to do that. not because he doesn’t understand but more like he’s just genuinely interested in what goes through your head all the time

he’ll pull you into a hug and stroke your hair after that and just stand there for a bit as revenge for suddenly humping him

he needs to start keeping up with the times after this happens because when you explained it was for fun he could barely understand

Unknown

can you imagine him with the most disgusted face?? because that’s how he’d react

he sighs and just stops you asking you nicely what the fuck are you doing

doesn’t understand why you would do something like this. torn between thinking about it ‘til he reaches a conclusion or just let it go because this is such a waste of time

highkey judging you

doesn’t see the humour in this

aka NO FUN BOOOOOO 

aaah unfortunately we don’t.we’re both terrible at organising and updating lololol