And You Sit And Talk To Me On The Floor

Goodness me I haven’t been on here for a while. How’s it going? My dashboard is just full of porn right now. Thank you past me.

Going out tonight for the work Christmas party and went to grab my Dad’s Vera Wang aftershave and texted him “Just dowsing myself with your Wang Dad”

A girl gave me her number on Friday. I had the day off work so I went into town to buy shit and stopped off at Burger King to have some lunch and I dunno if it was the way I said “double bacon cheeseburger meal please” or something but the sweet little dandelion serving me ended up writing down her number and putting it on my tray without me noticing - the cheeky little ninja. I was so flustered because I wasn’t expecting a side of being attractive to come with my meal but it brightened my day up for sure. I texted her when I got home to let her know that unfortunately this hunk of beef was already taken but that I was very flattered and impressed with her smooth moves, but yeah, was a surprise to say the least.