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omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

New mindset who dis

hairdressers??? how do they do that??? how can they cut the hai r when it’s wet and kno itll be ok and even??? ppl who speak more than one language and can read books in other languages and think in other languages?? ppl who can do long division in their heads?? ppl who can balance chemical equations?? doctors?? surgeons?? ppl who can remember dates?? and phone numbers?????? ALL AMAZING

​this worked last night lets go for round two

IF U ABUSE AN ANIMAL U DESERVE TO BE BURIED ALIVE, THEY DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING ALL THEY TRY TO DO IS MAKE U HAPPY

I don’t understand people who don’t like Harry Styles like… U don’t even like him like… A little bit? Not even a tiny bit?? Have u seen him??? Are you okay????

liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

Passing this good karma

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.