have a nice day :)

This is gonna happen to everyone who hates me within the sands of time

Really love the little moment of connection that happens when I (humble pedestrian) offer my hand raise of acknowledgement to the driver of a vehicle for allowing me to pass. We are a different species (human and car), but we can connect and see each other. Mwah

sitting in the sun. yes it's gonna take all day. sorry.

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

when mulder woke up covered in blood in shock with no memory, scully immediately suggested encephalitis. she would have clocked will graham in 3 whole seconds and on their way to the hospital she would have been like "by the way your empathy thing makes no sense and isn't valid evidence. don't do that shit on my crime scenes."

oh i see. you just don’t like me because i’m extremely unlikable