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[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

Delusional goodday preppers have been buying beautiful candles from the shops for when the world is beautiful

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

the curse of doing seamstressing as a side job when i have the ability to is that that "topologically you know it must be a slipknot" post enters my brain on a daily basis

the engineers designing the tesla truck

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

"I used to be a magician—" and suddenly this house makes so much more sense

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

@aropride

fuck being an idgafier i've decided to love forever

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.